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 | » Mali said "Nah-Uh!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Yay, new site!" |
 | » Mico said "Hello, God? Are you there? It's Jesus." |
 | » No_Comply said "i dont have a girlfriend, but i know a girl that would be real mad at me for saying that" |
| » Mali said "911, SEND. Do you really think you can make it up to four buttons when I only have one?" |
 | » caro said "No one can find the rewind button, girl." |
 | » Toltech said "Unlike Hollywood movie stars, we can get a face-lift and work at the same time." |
| » AlienZeD said "I eat therefore I am... what I eat." |
| » Mico said "Phiosophy can be defined as the finding of bad Reason for what one believes by instinct. One believes things because he's been conditioned to believe them. Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons -that's philosophy." |
| » Mali said "Eating some dolphin in your Tuna, isn't real Tuna" |
| » caro said "CHA-POWWWW. come on robin. lets get to the bat-mobile." |
| » AlienZeD said "Why is everything simpler than I expect, but harder than I hope?" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "she ain't got no sympathy, and I got soul but no money- she ain't got no sympathy, and I got something on my knee" |
| » AlienZeD said "You can't waste time, only energy." |
 | » PaT_ said "your a waste of time" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Life does not immitate art, life immitates bad television" |
 | » Smile said "Concentration requires Silence" |
| » Mali said "Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?" |
| » AlienZeD said "It can always be worse." |
| » caro said "when you lose something that you can't replace... when you love someone but it goes to waste... could it be worse?" |
| » AlienZeD said "I forgot to remember" |
| » caro said "to much milk not enough chai" |
| » Mico said ""Art is not the application of a connon of beauty but the instinct of the brain can conceive beyond any cannon, When we love a woman we don't start measuring her limbs." -Pablo Picasso" |
| » AlienZeD said "Poetry." |
| » Mico said "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" |
| » caro said "we even got a secret hand shake AND she loves the music my band plays" |
| » Mali said "Should vegetarians eat animal crackers" |
| » AlienZeD said "If at first you don't succeed. Try another brand." |
| » caro said "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter
and
those who matter don’t mind." |
 | » daFTWin said "If you cant get it right the first time, its probably because you're doing it wrong" |
| » Mico said ""The greatest triumphs of popaganda have been accomplished, not by doing something, but by refraining from doing. Great is truth, but still greater, from a practical point of view, is silence about the truth." -Aldous Huxley" |
| » AlienZeD said "To be content with little is hard; to be content with much is impossible." |
| » Mali said "If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?" |
| » Mico said ""WHAT-THE-FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT!?!"" |
| » Smile said "I have Post Nasal Drip" |
| » caro said "but out here there is less to say" |
| » Mico said "Ending is better than mending. Ending is better than mending... The more stiches the less riches. The more stiches..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Careful! She has a hoe." |
 | » blop said "be my julie cooper-nichol." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm not a nerd... I smoke dope!" |
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