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 | » daFTWin said "you'll never believe me so why don't you find out for yourself
Then you'll see the glass hidden in the grass
Bad seeds come and go for which you must allow
Sick down to my heart that's just the way it goes" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "For you parents, toad licking is also known as lillypadding, frenching the prince and doing kermit.........and yes hooray for snow and the boarders that glide over it!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Snow is beautiful" |
 | » Smile said "Nice men become our bitches, mean men are bitches" |
 | » caro said "if i smile real pretty will you tell me a story?" |
| » FreshJive420 said "...aaaaaaaaaaaaand so on..." |
 | » Mico said "He needed money so he put her on the street.
Everything was going fine until the day she met me." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The only family that she ever had is her seven horny bothers and her drunk ass dad" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "it's the wrong way" |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't be afraid with the quickness you'll get laid, for your family get paid" |
| » caro said "annies 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore, nobody ever told her its the wrong way." |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't drop the soap" |
| » opio said "hi" |
| » Mico said "He who laughs last thinks slowest." |
| » caro said "but we look so good when we all fall down" |
| » AlienZeD said "When in doubt, be skeptical." |
| » caro said "i wish i could bring you all home with me (hahaha)" |
| » FreshJive420 said "Everyone's around but no one does a damn thing! IT BRINGS ME DOWN!!!...but i won't let 'em...-The Offspring" |
 | » Mali said "Does that mean Mico does the same?" |
| » Mali said "to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many, that’s research" |
| » Smile said "I actually don't want school to end... it makes me sad to say goodbye. Screw christmas break! Nerds reunite!" |
| » beercrack said "on celebrera votre deuil" |
| » AlienZeD said "Make fun of life to make life fun." |
| » Mali said "Knock knock! Whose there? Go fuck yourself!" |
| » Mico said "I'd take no for an answer." |
 | » Lone_Star said "Don't betray your friend unless you expect him to be your last." |
| » daFTWin said "haha awwww" |
| » caro said "fuck you, its not christmas" |
| » FreshJive420 said "oh therapy can you please fill the void...am i retarded or am i just overjoyed...nobody's perfect and i stand accused...for lack of a better word and thats my best excuse...-green day" |
| » Mali said "One thing I really hate is the one thing I really love, myself" |
| » Smile said "That's a mighty large surf board u got there..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Life flies by when you make money." |
| » FreshJive420 said "rudy thought...all good things...come to those that wait...but recently...he could see...that they may come...too late...- supertramp" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "osti de caféine! laisse moi dormir!!!" |
| » caro said "today, i have the attention span of a fly" |
| » FreshJive420 said "What do you do when your bitch is untrue? you dump the hooker off and find someone knew. I need another bitch...In My Life...-Notorious B.I.G." |
| » caro said "but i promise this is on a whole new plane i can even tell by the way she says my name" |
| » beercrack said "je ne suit pas celui. est tu cela? si, n'est ce pas?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Post Oneliner..." |
| » Mali said "Friends can come and go but your dogs stay with you their entire life." |
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