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 | » FreshJive420 said "pornstars fuck for a living, we live to fuck" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Sex is all about life." |
 | » M-A-X said "Maybe im gonna have sex soon....
M@X 7 Dec 05 2:30 am" |
| » AlienZeD said "The teddy bear that rocked the world." |
 | » Smile said "There's nothing you can do to make me untrue to my pooh,...(my pooh)...... he may not be a movie star but when it come to being stinky, we are! There's not a diaper today, who could tear me away, from my pooh...." |
 | » caro said "meme and coocoo taking the world one photocopy at a time." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm late i'm late I'm late, for a very important date" |
| » M-A-X said "NEED SEX!!!! Can you send the Playboy Rescue Team PLZ!" |
 | » Mali said "Nice! Cause I was gonna kill you anyway..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...these dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had..." |
| » Mali said "I am naked, point blank!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "u know...i'm naked under my clothes!!!" |
| » caro said "the saddest part of a broken heart isn't the ending so much as the start" |
 | » Miss_Amanda said "the tragedy starts from the very first spark- losing your mind for the sake of your heart." |
| » M-A-X said "I want sex now!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Does god ever need a haircut?" |
 | » Mr_Frog said "I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose." |
| » Mali said ""If you are God, then show me a miracle." God points at a tall growing tree. "Isn't that a miracle enough?" says God." |
| » Mr_Frog said "I need to get a fucking hair cut !" |
| » Mali said "One day, Just one day... you might blow up!" |
| » AlienZeD said "The only thing that can keep us apart is time." |
 | » Mico said ""A new subculture is born, and within 2 minutes the rights will have been sold to Nike."" |
| » FreshJive420 said "hmmm her wrists have been slit...this girl must've died of emo" |
| » Mico said "I love you. Me neither." |
| » caro said "They all said life’s just a bowl of cherries but sometimes it seems like anything but sometimes reputations outlive their expectations." |
| » FreshJive420 said "If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're not doing it right!" |
| » Mali said "kamikaze!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "k is for KARATE-CHOP-ACTION!" |
 | » Lone_Star said "I hear some people can drasticly overcome the risk of stupidity by shutting the fuck up." |
| » caro said "i wasnt made for this stage life" |
| » FreshJive420 said "lol and then the fireman said: "where my hose at?" ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!" |
| » beercrack said ""....after listening to that choice mix, I can no longer listen to the originals of either of these songs again. They deserve to marry each other." |
| » caro said "does not compute" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i always tell the truth, even when i lie" |
| » Mico said "I'd never lie! I'd only change my mind." |
| » FreshJive420 said "The Cruel Joke Of The Day: Whats the opposite of chirstopher reeves?..................................................................................................................................christopher walken'" |
| » AlienZeD said "I snow, therefore I am ;)" |
| » Smile said "SNOW IS COLD" |
| » caro said "and at 19 years of age she was already a walking contradiction" |
| » FreshJive420 said "i need a hug" |
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