My poodle is the best fucking poodle in the world! He barks at the ceiling because he thinks its trying to kill me!

i dont like her...she made fun of my dog...SHES the one with the ugly dumb dog

fuck...i think i might buy that...

whoa...i'm gonna have my lawyers get on this one ASAP

you show me too much money...i don't think it exists.

why you gotta be so fucking loud FUCKMONSTER!

shut up ho

no way....the more school you do the better off you become. seriously.

i dont want to see trish...im goning to get a restraining order

that half of me is drunk

i think its the other end of the pole...lets make out

some people say i have way too muc money and i should give some away. I say there is no such thing as having too much money.

i fucking hate jeff

yo shit...step off my mom eh...

trish's dad is a slut

i want my wife to work...but i also look foreward to spoiling her and my kids 365 days a year...

i aim to please

dude you should know...its you

if i worked for my dad i would not be worth multi millions...

my dads net worth i think is around .5 million...


my net worth = well over 78 million and growing...

watch the anti-americanism...ill have my country bomb your ass

they must have gps access...thats good enough

why wasn't i invited?? does it get cell phone reception...as long as I can sit in a corner in my suit drinking scotch and talking with my broker i'll have a blast!

yeah ive never worked for my dad...all my money is self made...

its even better when you kill the sound and play Holtz instead!

you guys copy my style...fuck you bitches

waste of time...

that was awful

bump

Guilty on all counts...she faces a maximmum of 20 years in prison.

She is going to jail for a while no matter what!

lets talk about how jeff hates americans and black people.

fucking racist!

p.s. I am an emo

I am down with Jeff cause he'd take a bullet for me.

im gonna fucking kill you!

oops...wrong thread...happy birthday ian!

If I give you money will you take an english composition class?

it was only a transitional appartment. As well, now I spend the majority of my time (when I am not at school) in my office. Don't need a big place.

I miss him

issue has been dealt with.

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umm...hey Jeff, I am going to berlin for the weekend. Want to come along. Saturday during the day I have to work at the Embassy but in the evening I was invited (and told to bring friends) to a cocktail party with some well know political figures. Should be quite the night. I am flying out of my Laval estate at 7pm friday night. The plan is to fly at mach 2 so it should only take a couple hours...you in?

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It's absolutley true. I have more than trippled my net worth since then.

seriously, if you like her, buy her diamonds now. or buy her a homo.

unless you have money she aint going to stick around very long.

ummm...

my homo does a lot of different work for me...