Dear Diary,

Today I woke up and I smoked some weed. Then I had breakfast and made some stupid ass comment that had no relevence about anything. Then I smoked some more weed and tried to figure out how to turn the poppy seads on my bagel into drugs. Then I contemplated something else with no relevance. Then my mother left me a note saying that I was an accident and that Im too stupid and loser like to be her child and that she was boning the dirtiest men in town trying to get the smell of me out of her vagina. You see since I came out of her her vatgina as smelt really bad.

Then I smoked some more weed and talked to my friends whoi dont actually like me but i call them anyways and wake them up hopeing that maybe i can suck on their dick.

Talk to you tommorow diary
ShaiGAY

p.s. here is a poem I wrote for you Diary,

Rose are red
Violets are Gold
is it true
that im less interesting then mold?

harharhar


lame lamer and lamerer


dude get a life or more simply end the one you currently have

are you suggesting im fat or that I have a history of heart disease in my family? your last attempt at insulting me was a littl unclear. But if we are talking about family history why not look at yours.

Your father lives on the other side of the fucking world. wanna know why? simple. You live on this side. You were the result of a 40 of cheap bear and a broken condom. Your parents wanted you as much as anyone on this bored wants you around.

Do us all a favour and end your life. Youd have much more personality dead then you do now.

Thanks
The Management

^^whore

HA! I just read that last one...

I may be a half assed DJ but at least im not in a fuckin wanna be boy band with my Gay lover the persistant heart defect boy!

whats your bands name? retard soup?

and in case any of you dimwits are too slow to catch on, im insinuating that ShaiGAYs mom is the animal im jaking off to.

and btw, shaiGAY your still an uncreatiive peice of shit that has no friends...fuck off

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My Favorite MEXICAN!!!

Happy BDay

p.s. for your birthday im getting you deported!@


wish I was in town to party with you

Thanks,

like I said I like to spend my tuesdays with your mom.

is that the best you can do kid??

im not even gonna waste my time on you...

come back when you having something slightly cleaver to say.

And if anyone is wondering why I hate this kid so much, you'd understand if you had met him once...fuck

same place I am every tuesday afternoon...in your mom's cunt you fucking idiot...



seriously...leave the bored...why dont you go write another poem about how no one likes you...

don't you mean a greek bath you ass fucker!?

damn...i thought the thread said animal rape...

you fucking tease!

shaiGAY is a loser...I hate him!

no really...


what the hell is an antler molecule anyways?? loser

Hey Jeff, add me to the titty fuck trish group!

actually!

I think yeshai is fully aware of what it is seeing as he is a chemical engeineer (or soon to be)

as far as his meth addiction, well that goes without saying. That guy is more speedy then a mexican running from the cops (like the majority of mexicans do...right carlos?)

i once ate a mouse

me?

Good times!

Im tired as hell so this is going to be breif for now.

Massive amounts of resspect for the ENTIRE Charlie Company Crew. You guys had a lot of adversity but came through like fuckin pros! Im sorry the turnout wasn't what you were hoping for but all those that didnt show missed a awesome jam!

Thanks to all the friendly faces that came out to help me celebrate turning 21.

Al



p.s. and for the rcord im fairly sure i never said i wanted to doink Isa (youre still cute in my books though)...you guys got the wrong monkey.

p.p.s. If i ever see another peanut again i may have nightmares.

p.p.p.s. To the dude who let me rub my birthday cake in his face, drop me a line so i can hook you up with those CDs :)

me naked??

i wouldn't put it past me ;)

paul you should play...

it seams they over booked the chill room. Maybe dan will want paul's slot if he does not take it.

see you guys tonight

Hey Guys I just got back from getting a sneak peak at the venue...all im gonna say is HOLY FUCKING LORD!!!

Major Respect to the charlie company crew!

they also asked me to post timesluts so here they are;

Main Room
10-12 Shyiem - TORONTO !!! LATE ADDITION!
12-130 A Rock
130-330 NY ghost
330-5 Vibe Monkey
5-7 Steve B v. Alex (?)
7-830 DJ Bounce
830-close Shoden

Chill
12-1 Dj John (?)
1-2 Analmaster...i mean analgames
2-3 Hostone
3-5 nter v. sarcastic
5-6 Tolitech Mexican Sumo Wrestler
6-8 Shoden
8-9 Neoform

hahaha...yeah jeff that was the ultimate proof of my french abilities

Me = "can you give me change?"

Clerk = "blabber blabber in some fucked up language"

Me = "can you give me change?"

Clerk = *pulls out gun*

dont forget to bring me presents!

Bonjour

Je suis avoir une grande vagine

mange mon vagine avec un forchette ou mange mon derriere avec une couierer.

je parle francais cest bon!

no one is frencher then me

je suis tres francais

My Dog is like my Child!

I gots a big ass black poodle named Kramer!

ATTN Heather P

You may flash me if you wish

UNCONFIRMED RUMOURS!

DJ Tyrant has been added to play Prog House in the Chill Room

AND!!!


DJ SHYIEM from Toronto has been added to the main room line up to play crazy scratching breaks! This dude is killer!


i will try to confirm these tonight

Ive heard rumours that there are two more DJs added to this line up. 1 local big name in the chill room and another headliner from Toronto.

I will investigate and confirm this rumour later tonihgt ;)

Hey Yall

This party is on my actual birthday! So come on out and help me celebrate the fact that i lived for another year!!

AND! Ive been told that im playing on 3 turntables and for close to 2 hours!! thats nuts!

so inconlusion, monkey + 3TT + 2 Hours + Birthday booze = uhoh watch out for horny monkey ;)

Isa ;)

back off man! i dont even know her but ive got dibs!

anyone can PLAY music...very few can make racist inflamatory comments on air!

IM GOING IN TORONTO ON SUNDAY!!

Clown: Due to technical dificulties, we were unable to maintain a flow making it impossible to seem professional.

Tune in next week for a live castration and a segment on how to do chicken calls awwkhhhh

signed,

Club 246 managment.

Toltech and The Vibe Monkey! Live Techno from Montreal for 2 hours tonight starting at 12am! [ Club246.com ]

who you shakin your head at

;)

ahahahaha

MSN = thevibemonkey@hotmail.com

Iza should consider adding it ;)

at least I have a functional back!

go clean your dick, dick.