Think About You - GnR

youre gross

sure

ui dunno... happened last week.. shes american

What did Hitler tell the black jew?





Get to the back of the gas chamber

made: wedding crashers
made: melissa
made: ice cream
ruined: late night
made: late night
ruined: tired like a motherfucker
ruined: work eats shit
made: extra long weekend

its fucking sweet

gay village

civic

cockerspaniel

i think what you meant to say was...

thats cuz you stink

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Microsoft's earth deletes Apple HQ
By John Oates

Published Monday 25th July 2005 13:44 GMT

Not one but two Register readers emailed us to tell us that MSN's Virtual Earth is promoting a world free of the menace of Apple Computer.

If you've got time on your hands - stand up Jens and Stefan - have a look at Apple's Cupertino headquarters from Google and MSN's rival map sites. Both sites offer aerial photos alongside maps.

See the difference? Google shows the Apple Cupertino HQ - a lovely, shiny building probably full of iPods. MSN on the other hand shows an apparently empty field. Not as much as a black turtle-necked jumper remains of Apple's headquarters. This could be no more than an old picture taken before Cupertino was built or a glimpse of an imagined future.

How this terrible error came about is not yet clear. Nor can we be certain who else has been removed from Bill's upgraded planet.

Register reader Michael Sage pointed out that zooming in on the UK will reveal towns like Norwich and Lowestoft long before little old London appears. Is London next to be removed? We need to know.

Even more disturbing MSN's Virtual Earth still shows the twin towers of the World Trade Center in all their pre-9/11 glory.

No comment from Microsoft HQ as yet but we'll keep you posted.®

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wow... thats actually pretty hilarious...
i copmpletely dint notice that

the sun is only at its zenith for a fraction of a second

its not built out of reinforced steel

SUCKER!!

less than a billionth
an infantesimally small increment of time

youre an ididot...
noon is non-existant... it last no time at all... it's a fraction of a millionth of a second long... it's an instant...
how long is it 1:14 p.m. for? not 60 seconds... because after a billionth of a second, it's no longer exactly 1:41p.m.
it is never noon

i dont concern myself with issues of the heart anymore...
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

no it's not
it's really really not

me too

i find it very hard to believe that there are more pot-related car accidents than alcohol related ones.... very hard to believe...

unless you're not talking about fatal accidents, but fenders benders and shit included... but even so.. i'm quite certain alcohol related car accidents far outweigh the pot-related ones

and on that note.. WHO WANTS TO GO PAINTBALLING!!!!!!!!!!!

so i quoted 50?
what's that even mean?

sting is a lyrical genius

One in a Million - Guns 'n Roses

Guess I needed
Sometime to get away
I needed some peace of mind
Some peace of mind that'll stay
So I thumbed it
Down to sixth and L.A.
Maybe your greyhound
Could be my way
Police and niggers
That's right
Get out of my way
Don't need to buy none of your
Goldchains today
I don't need no bracelets
Clamped in front of my back
Just need my ticket till then
Won't you cut me some slack


Chorus:


You're one in a million
Yeah, that's what you are
You're one in a million, babe
You are a shooting star
Maybe someday we'll see you
Before you make us cry
You know we tried to reach you
But you were much to high
Much to high
Much to high
Much to high


Immigrants and faggots
They make no sense to me
They come to our country
And think they'll do as they please
Like start some mini Iran
Or spread some fucking disease
They talk so many goddamn ways
It's all greek to me
Well some say I'm lazy
And others say that's just me
Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end, I,
I keep on movin' along


Chorus


Radicals and racists
Don't point your finger at me
I'm a small town white boy
Just tryin' to make ends meet
Don't need your religion
Don't watch that much TV
Just makin' my livin', baby,
Well that's enough for me

what the fuck is fitty?
is that like when you have a hissy fit..ty? and you're trying to be cute about saying something that isnt cute?
because you do that a lot.

BE AFRAID!!!!

sarah.. can you stop lying to yourself pleasE??
you love me and ian
you love us more than fat kids (you) love cake

im not doing anything wrong
you stop with all your tomfoolery!

thats because therapists rape your mind


pregnancy

"s words"

Sir Ian appealed to Londoners to stay where they were and said the transport system was effectively being shut down.

The minor explosions - just two weeks after blasts killed 56 - involved detonators only, a BBC reporter said.

In addition, a blast was reported on the top deck of a Number 26 bus in Hackney Road in Bethnal Green.

There were no injuries and the bus suffered no structural damage.

Initial tests at Oval station revealed no traces of any chemical agent, police said.

Police said officers in protective clothing had been deployed to Warren Street to examine the scene.

Casualties 'low'

Large areas around Warren Street, Oval and the Shepherd's Bush Hammersmith and City line Tube stations have been cordoned off.

One person was injured at Warren Street. There were reports the injured person may have been holding a rucksack containing the detonator.


Police in protective clothing were deployed at Warren Street

Sir Ian told reporters: "The casualty numbers appear to be very low in the explosions.

"The bombs appear to be smaller than on the last occasion but we don't know the implications of all this yet."

He appealed for witnesses with mobile phone pictures of any of the incidents to send them to [ www.police.uk. ]

The BBC's Andrew Winstanley said devices had been found but appeared to have been dummies, containing no explosives.

Lines suspended

Police said armed officers had been deployed to University College Hospital after an incident. A large area was cordoned off.

There were reports a memo had been circulated to staff to look out for a 6ft 2in black or Asian man with wires sticking out of his top.

The hospital has not received any casualties or been alerted to casualties.

A man was arrested near Downing Street by armed police and led away down Whitehall.

The whole of the Northern Line has been suspended, along with the Victoria Line, the Hammersmith and City line, Piccadilly and the Bakerloo line.


Police have set up cordons round the stations

A number of other stations were closed including Great Portland Street, Westminster, Waterloo, St Paul's and Oxford Circus tube stations, as well as Waterloo tube station and King's Cross Thameslink.

Tony Blair cancelled events in the afternoon and attended a meeting of the Cobra committee along with Sir Ian. Whitehall was briefly closed down.

London Underground went to an amber alert with trains taken to the next station and evacuated.

An eyewitness at Oval station said there had been a small bang, and a man had then run off when the Tube reached the station.

A spokesman for Stagecoach said the driver of the number 26 bus travelling through Shoreditch had heard a bang on upper deck, gone upstairs and seen the windows were blown out.

The bus driver was very shaken but said to be fine.

At Shepherd's Bush Hammersmith and City line station, police told reporters that a man had threatened to blow himself up and then ran off.

Sosiane Mohellavi, 35, was travelling from Oxford Circus to Walthamstow when she was evacuated from a train at Warren Street.

"I was in the carriage and we smelt smoke - it was like something was burning. "Everyone was panicked and people were screaming. We had to pull the alarm. I am still shaking."

The BBC's Rory Barnett said there had been no smoke on the platform at Warren Street.

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