My Mom...
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| wow- i'd be like "sure mom" |
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| is a fat little asian lady that throws kickboxing moves (knees and elbows) at my dad when he tries to be smooth with her
LMAO |
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| is mad paranoid but enjoys her job of being a day-care worker a lot (I rarely meet people who really enjoy their work), and is able to put up with me and my sister's weird quirks so she's alright. |
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| Sam I wanna meet your mom, she sounds amazing :)
my mom has the funniest accent when she speaks french
and she says "sangwitches" and "de-orient" instead of sandwiches and deodorant |
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| Started "Gordo"
and fits under my armpit |
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| i miss my mum she is back in europe.
but for some reason i have her visa...ooops |
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| ...hates all my friends, the way i live, and everything that defines me as a person..yet claims to "love" me...and i guess she does - just she wishes i were completely different. |
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| my mom just sneezed...
and she made some kickass lasagna for lunch today |
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| my mom likes doctor laura
is ultra-conservative.....but giggles at the thought of playing on slot machines
is a pusher......"need some more vitamins? i can send you some......eat more, you need to eat more" etc.
doesn't drink, has never done drugs and got married when she was 20
is best loved at a distance, she's on one side of the country, i'm on the other
she's absolutely faaaaaabulous, way overbearing, super sweet, totally insecure and a health nut
and she loves me even though i'm so not the daughter she hoped i would grow up to be. |
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| .. just wants to know im safe.
and i love her. |
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| Is paranoid and neurotic. Last night while I was out she convinced herself that it was January and went nuts for a bit… |
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| is a short asian woman. i like putting my chin on her head |
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| my mom sings this little jingle that she made up everytime she feeds our cats.
it makes me want to tear off my ears |
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| is british and likes to imitate quebequois accents. its hillarious. |
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| Is an iritating fucking whore who needs to die to make me happy. |
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| before we have company my mom goes around the house with a screwdriver and makes sure all the screws in the light switch covers are facing the same direction |
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| walks like a duck |
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| stop fucking with my head. |
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| finally left me in peace for once and went off to enjoy herself somewhere far far away. but she'll be back on sunday.
she's addicted to solitaire on the computer.
my mom also is anticipating when i become an in-patient at the montreal general rehab clinic. yahoo.
i need to move out. |
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| your mom's funny. She wouldn't let me in cause she was all skeched out... |
My Mom...
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