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| i've never understood dead baby jokes.. |
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| dead babies are cool |
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| How do you stop a baby from walking around in circles???
Nail his other foot to the floor. |
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| excellent one
Q: What is easier to unload, a truck full of Dead Babies or a truck full
of bowling balls?
A: Dead Babies, you can use a pitchfork |
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| i don't see how that's funny... :(
and i don't remember who told me this one:
q: what's worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?
a: a dead baby in 2 garbage bags
omg- just thinking about it makes me so sick i could cry |
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| Q: What is a sure way to stop a baby from crying?
A: With an axe. |
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| What's pink and red, spins around and makes a loud buzzing noise?
Baby in a blender. |
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| what's funnier than a baby nailed to a fence??
unnailing it with a crow bar |
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| Doesn't get any better than this |
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| absolutly disgusting, but funny hi hi hi |
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| ohhh yea tipsy showed that too me a looooonnnggg time ago... its great |
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| i think i'm gonna barf
no wait, i'm barfing right now |
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| i thought you wre with me on the nittle kitty issue. traitor. |
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| Oh, I luv nittle kitties. But that was damn funny. |
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| yeah...it kinda was |
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| hihihihii.. its great :) |
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| that's yucky |
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| i really don't know what to say. |
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| An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The preacher grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old preacher would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were however puzzled because the preacher had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Preacher, why did you ask the two of us to come?"
The old preacher mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too." |
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