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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Wed Jun 15, 2011 @ 3:48pm |
 Coolness: 86510 | Originally Posted By KIRE
these are fucking baby shakingly good!! :D gross. really dont like that mental imagery |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 1:45am |
 Coolness: 66705 | nonono , like walking up to a baby while it's sleeping AND SHAKING IT FUCKING VIOLENTLYYYY!!! =) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 2:05am |
| Coolness: 86510 | yes. I know what you meant. I know you're just kidding, but doing that to a baby causes severe brain damage or death. and that's not something to joke about, imo. but that's just me. carry on
Shaken baby syndrome (SBS) is a form of child abuse that is diagnosed from a triad of symptoms: subdural hematoma, retinal hemorrhage, and brain swelling. In a majority of cases there is no visible sign of external trauma. SBS is often fatal and can cause severe brain damage, resulting in lifelong disability. Estimated death rates (mortality) among infants with SBS range from 15% to 38%; the median is 20%–25%. Up to half of deaths related to child abuse are reportedly due to shaken baby syndrome.[1][not in citation given] Nonfatal consequences of SBS include varying degrees of visual impairment (including blindness), motor impairment (e.g. cerebral palsy) and cognitive impairments. [ www.dontshake.org ] Physical Consequences of Shaking What Happens: The brain rotates within the skull cavity, injuring or destroying brain tissue. When shaking occurs, blood vessels feeding the brain can be torn, leading to bleeding around the brain. Blood pools within the skull, sometimes creating more pressure within the skull and possibly causing additional brain damage. Retinal (back of the eye) bleeding is very common Immediate Consequences: Breathing may stop or be compromised Extreme irritability Seizures Limp arms and legs or rigidity/posturing Decreased level of consciousness Vomiting; poor feeding Inability to suck or swallow Heart may stop Death Long-Term Consequences: Learning disabilities Physical disabilities Visual disabilities or blindness Hearing impairment Speech disabilities Cerebral Palsy Seizures Behavior disorders Cognitive impairment Death Why: Babies' heads are relatively large and heavy, making up about 25% of their total body weight. Their neck muscles are too weak to support such a disproportionately large head. Babies' brains are immature and more easily injured by shaking. Babies' blood vessels around the brain are more susceptible to tearing than older children or adults. When: Often, perpetrators shake an infant or child out of frustration or anger. This most often occurs when the baby won't stop crying. Other triggering events include toilet training difficulties and feeding problems. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 3:16am |
| Coolness: 66705 | that's where the expression originates from. don't worry i've already signed my name to go straight to hell
a joke is a joke imo it's not meant to offend people tbh trust me the RL stories disgust me, but to me it's just an expression i'm well aware of the realities of it... as long as people don't take it beyond that it's fine you know ? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» recoil replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 5:38am |
| Coolness: 86510 | Originally Posted By KIRE
that's where the expression originates from. don't worry i've already signed my name to go straight to hell a joke is a joke imo it's not meant to offend people tbh trust me the RL stories disgust me, but to me it's just an expression i'm well aware of the realities of it... as long as people don't take it beyond that it's fine you know ? yeah I know it's only a joke.. and I like black humour. I'm quite sure some of the things I joke about would offend some people. I've heard people say "your music makes me wanna punch babies" lol. or whatever. but joking about shaking a baby to death, it just doesn't sound comical to me.. too much evil, not enough funny. but to each their own. a joke is a joke. wtv |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 10:42am |
 Coolness: 113400 | Originally Posted By RECOIL
a joke is a joke. wtv Q: How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A: With a blender!!! Q: How do you get them out again? A: With tortilla chips!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 10:48am |
 Coolness: 294980 | hummm babies sauce dripping tortillas chips :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 10:57am |
| Coolness: 113400 | It's finger lickin good ;) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 11:05am |
| Coolness: 294980 | indeed :D |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 4:29pm |
| Coolness: 66705 | nah i understand where you're coming from ^^
i just have really dark humor sometimes i guess lol sparklz i gotta one up you on that why do you put a baby in a blender feet first ? - to see the look on its face why do you put a baby in a blender head first ? - to watch it's toes curl ^^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 4:39pm |
| Coolness: 294980 | how to make a baby run in circle? - nail one of his foot. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 4:50pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 4:59pm |
| Coolness: 113400 | Originally Posted By JOJOBIZARRE
how to make a baby run in circle? - nail one of his foot. Love that one =D Another good one: What do you call a baby with no legs, and no arms, in the middle of the ocean.... A: Fucked. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 5:25pm |
 Coolness: 558555 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
Love that one =D Another good one: What do you call a baby with no legs, and no arms, in the middle of the ocean.... A: Fucked.  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 6:13pm |
| Coolness: 66705 | hahaha
how do you know a dead baby is a dead baby ? the dog plays with it more what's green and sits in the corner ? same baby 6 weeks later i know a few really really bad ones but i'm not gonna post it on here lol |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Thu Jun 16, 2011 @ 9:48pm |
| Coolness: 558555 | Baby? FALCON PUNCH! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Choda_Bean replied on Fri Jun 17, 2011 @ 4:16am |
 Coolness: 219975 | Originally Posted By KIRE
hahaha how do you know a dead baby is a dead baby ? the dog plays with it more what's green and sits in the corner ? same baby 6 weeks later i know a few really really bad ones but i'm not gonna post it on here lol no, please do! dead baby jokes are the bomb!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Fri Jun 17, 2011 @ 9:57am |
| Coolness: 113400 | Originally Posted By KORHAL
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kire replied on Fri Jun 17, 2011 @ 3:04pm |
| Coolness: 66705 | lol im tempted XD |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» KORHAL replied on Fri Jun 17, 2011 @ 4:49pm |
| Coolness: 558555 | Originally Posted By DJ_DIALECT
no, please do! dead baby jokes are the bomb!! I prefer the bomb being inside the baby. Push button, receive bits. Originally Posted By sparklz
<33333 Love you too Sam. |
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