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Why I Hate Alcohol
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| I didn't bring a girl home last night. Too drunk. THere is shit (literally fesces) all over my balcony and I don't own a dog. Too drunk. My head is spinning. Too hungover. I lost my phone. Too drunk. I got punched in the stomach by a random. Too drunk.
The best (literally the best) part is that my jeans only smell like throwup. No feces smell on those. Fuck you alcohol. I'm going back to hard drugs. |
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| I'm feeling a overhang right now.. |
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| gamos you need to slow the fuck down... |
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| I'm feeling surly right now.. |
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| Alcohol is a hard drug ;-) |
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| I'm feeling shiraz right now.. |
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| Jesus O.O |
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| I'm feeling you're my sweet thing right now.. |
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| Jesus is a hard drug |
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| I'm feeling shiraz right now.. |
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| LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL im laughigng SOO SOOO GODDAMNED HARD RIGHT NOW!! ahhh man im sorry
" there is sit on my balcony and dont own a dogd " LOOOOOOOOL ooly shit okay oky im good
dude if it makes you feel ANY better i can give you a story that'll make you feel less shitty about what happened. this story tops it all but it just made me laugh so hard cause this reminded me of it. it was by all means not funny at the time it was the worst night of my life but i laugh about it now :P |
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| I'm feeling word right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By KIRE
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL im laughigng SOO SOOO GODDAMNED HARD RIGHT NOW!! ahhh man im sorry
" there is sit on my balcony and dont own a dogd " LOOOOOOOOL ooly shit okay oky im good
dude if it makes you feel ANY better i can give you a story that'll make you feel less shitty about what happened. this story tops it all but it just made me laugh so hard cause this reminded me of it. it was by all means not funny at the time it was the worst night of my life but i laugh about it now :P
You shit yourself, and slept in it. Woke up scratched your ass without thinking, felt wetness and without thinking yet again you sniffed your fingers. Startling yourself with the sudden rush of earthly fecal smells you fell out of bed with a solid *SQUISH* sound and ended up finger painting your wall in shit trying to grab on to something to steady yourself. At which point your girl wakes up, who up to now was oblivious to shitocolpyse going on next to her. To witness you in all your shitty glory?
Am I close? |
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| I'm feeling ^^ right now.. |
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| psychic level +4 |
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| I'm feeling cool story bro right now.. |
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| hahahaha... |
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| I'm feeling shiraz right now.. |
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| you reap what you sow :p |
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| I'm feeling punkadelic right now.. |
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| LOL ew, but kinda close, when i was 14 the first time i got hammered i shat my bed sleepin ^^ yep, dont ask me how, just woke up and boom. shit happens, haha i laugh now but i wasnt back then |
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| I'm feeling word right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By KIRE
LOL ew, but kinda close, when i was 14 the first time i got hammered i shat my bed sleepin ^^ yep, dont ask me how, just woke up and boom. shit happens, haha i laugh now but i wasnt back then
Reminds me of a certain Trainspotting scene... :D |
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| haha that was a good movie |
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| I'm feeling word right now.. |
Why I Hate Alcohol
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