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A Man Was Hospitalised With 6 Plastic Horses In His Ass
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a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" ...
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In russia, plastic horse... |
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| A friend of mine asked, "How are you today?." I responded, "I'm feelin a little hoarse"
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| Originally Posted By GAMOS
In russia, plastic horse...
Oooh my god, please no! I tested over six horse related games on Nintendo consoles in only two summers! |
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| A horse is hanging out with a chicken, and they're walking through the marsh when the horse falls into a mudhole. He calls to the chicken to help him, and the chicken starts running around looking for the farmer. He can't find them so he gets the farmer's Corvette, a length of rope, and drives back over to the mudhole, throws the horse the rope and pulls him to safety. The horse, ever grateful, swears he would do the same if it happens to his feathered friend. Well lo and behold, they're hanging out around these mudholes and the chicken falls in, starts clucking desperately, and the horse decides to stand over the hole, and have the chicken grab his dick and pull himself to safety. The chicken does so and lives to tell the tale.
Point being: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Corvette to pick up chicks. |
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A Man Was Hospitalised With 6 Plastic Horses In His Ass
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