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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 8:53am
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bliss, you are annoying with your alter0ego profile. cmon...
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HamishTheMack replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 8:56am
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Originally Posted By KEVIN_FLYNN

You're a great guy Wendall. Obviously you're in dire of need of getting laid. It seems this is way more important for you than learning about us canadians and this great country you just moved to. But telling us about your big dick is not going to work, I'm afraid.


I didn't mention my big dick with you guys in mind battyboy lol...Lets hear what dem local bitches have to say about my bazooka

Originally Posted By KEVIN_FLYNN

In Canada, being photographed with a local celebrity makes girls wet. Now, Bliss is OBVIOUSLY a local celebrity and definitely owns a digital camera so here's what you do : ask him to take a couple pictures of you two together, you know, seeing as how you're such great friends anyway ?


I'll ask Bliss, I don't tink he has one

And yes I know of Bliss's fame, he's a local legend here in South Africa because of his intensive work on developing PLUR, influencing Mandela, which then contributed to the end of Apartheid, a terrible affliction which was destroying my cuntry

Today only about 1 people gets shot at a party, when back in the day it was like 25 or 26!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 9:06am
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Originally Posted By WENDALL

I'll ask Bliss, I don't tink he has one


What ? A big bazooka ? Of course he has a camera, what does he use for his profile pictures then ? Has he been hanging out with Jesse Savage and stole someone else's camera ?


Originally Posted By WENDALL

And yes I know of Bliss's fame, he's a local legend here in South Africa because of his intensive work on developing PLUR, influencing Mandela, which then contributed to the end of Apartheid, a terrible affliction which was destroying my cuntry


And you say I'M a battyboy ? You're practically sucking him off right there. Bwahahahaha !

Influencing Mandela. More like "gave him Influenza" if you ask me.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 9:42am
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Blisss forgot that deleting a pic doesn't remove it from the website and still shows who uploaded it.

:)

[ www.rave.ca ]

Dumbass.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:10am
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Uploaded by » Wendall on Sun Aug 24, 2008 @ 3:33am

Wendall, formerly Thundercock.



I figure he neglected his old antics and he missed them a whole lot so he had to resort to them again to get a point across.

He seems to spend as much time and energy creating alter egos as he does sifting through posts trying to find racist comments that aren't there.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:23pm
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Bliss met Wendall in South Africa, where he owned a large plot of land where Wendall was detained and more or less enslaved until the abolition of racial apartheid. At this crucial time in South African history, Hamish knew the stigma attached with loving what the local whites called "kaffirs" and he decided to disguise Wendall by painting his face white and having him learn to play country guitar. During this time Wendall was introduced to the stiff realities of being reared by this firm believer in equal rights and brotherly love. He was also introduced to violent and brutal anal sex, sometimes to the point of severe hemorrhaging. Wendall's ass would bleed so much that his pants, which were stone washed and blue, had a gigantic purple-brown stain at the back, where he had repeatedly shat blood into his trousers.

But after many years, the pain goes away. And so too did little Wendall's memories of the abuses of his ersatz father. He decided he would visit his daddy, and maybe he would have the love (or semblance thereof) that he so felt was lacking in his life. He was nothing if not obstinate in his goal of joining Hamish "Ham Sandwich" McBean in jolly Canada, where he was living in a trailer park near a petting zoo. Hamish had, incidentally, also raped many of the animals into submission so that they would accept petting. From the animals' perspectives, at least it wasn't anal rape to the point of severe recto-arterial distress.

When they were reunited, Bliss was as usual, a total douche. He immediately insisted that Wendall suck his two inch worm. Wendall complied and Bliss said "no my son, you must play the rusty trombone". And so it was. And so it began.

Wendall was only permitted, as a black sex slave, to use Bliss' "Thundercock" login to access this site, so that he could be used, unwillingly, as a pawn in a game to expose the board as racists and shut it down as if it were the port of Madagascar. Wendall, ever the eager beaver, and bleeding heavily from rape, logged on looking for friends.

He didn't find any.

This is his story.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:25pm
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You smoke a lot of dope don't you ;)
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:28pm
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passss that!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» CaptainOblivious replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:28pm
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Hey so is Wendall coming to any of the cool parties coming up soon?
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:32pm
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I gotta apologize to you guys about Wendall, I've been at work all day, the guy probably got lonely and decided to come on here and socialize

You guys are some real assholes picking on a poor black man who's come to this country to share his good vibes and his spermloads with the local hoes

His feelings were pretty hurt, not sure if he'll come out and party now

Try to be nicer if the future, he's starting to think you guys are a bunch of fucking racists
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:36pm
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I know, he just shot me. Can't diss black people because if you ever do they'll most definitely shoot you. They all have guns. And are violent.

Even Mikael. Sorry brah. Didn't want to be a hater but I'm so afraid you'll just up and shoot me one day.

God damn it. This racism. It's tearing me apart. I wish there was a cure!!!!
I'm feeling mighty frisky right now..
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:36pm
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Funny how people are way more interested in meeting Wendall than Bliss.

So, where can we meet the chap ? We still haven't seen any pics of the guy yet. That is also funny.
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:37pm
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we're not racists, we hate everyone

it's what makes us cool
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:38pm
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Originally Posted By KEVIN_FLYNN

Funny how people are way more interested in meeting Wendall than Bliss.


I'm happy, the less socializing I gotta do with some of you assholes, the better

Wendall's a nice chap, maybe you'll meet him one day, when he's ready
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JasonBeastly replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:39pm
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You called him a chap just because he speaks English! RACIST!
Update » JasonBeastly wrote on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:40pm
You also called us some of you assholes, when some of us is made up of asshole. Like our assholes, in fact! Assoholist!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Blisss replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:43pm
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Asshole racism, who would have thought?
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 10:54pm
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Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD

Dude, you totally should have looked around more, I found one!




hahahahahaahaaahahahahaha
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» databoy replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 11:03pm
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Originally Posted By WENDALL

Hi everyone,

I'm a raver from South Africa

I'm looking for some good places to rave and get butt naked,

P.S. I'm also searching for a local promoter called General Milas, used to hold down the scene a couple of years ago

Thx again!


Next Saturday at midnight. Heres the address: 1166 Sainte-Catherine Est.

Be there or be square...
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DynV replied on Thu Aug 20, 2009 @ 11:42pm
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Features four floors of action with a large wet area and an active labyrinth. Their clientele is largely leather-oriented. WOWOWIIIII
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Fri Aug 21, 2009 @ 12:55am
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Originally Posted By LUKEPERIL

Even Mikael. Sorry brah. Didn't want to be a hater but I'm so afraid you'll just up and shoot me one day.



I don't shoot honkies

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