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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Mar 26, 2003 @ 4:19am |
 Coolness: 149245 | 3. Wake Up and Smile! - December 9, 1995
Will Ferrell and Nancy Walls play hosts of a morning show called "Wake up and Smile!" It is your typical Regis and Kathie Lee type of show, with inane banter and a cheesy weatherman (played by host David Alan Grier). They are celebrating their 20th anniversary on the air, but then the unspeakable happens. The teleprompter breaks. Will is reading off the teleprompter, which starts repeating the same line over and over. So Will reads the same phrase over and over, his inflection slightly changing each time (this is a nice touch): Will: "Now, I understand you've got some COOKING tips for us, Diane. I understand you've got some cooking tips for us, DIANE. I UNDERSTAND you've got some cooking tips for us, Diane..." At which point, both hosts realize that they don't know what to say. They get this absolute look of blank horror, trapped in front of a camera with no one to help them. Nancy Walls tries to stall by going to the weatherman for a report, but he doesn't know what to do either. The hosts decide to try to ad-lib to fill the silence: Will: "Uh... you know, Diane... I had a notion the other day..." Nancy: "Uh... well... uh...notions make... uh... this country happen." Will: "I... I was thinking someone should get a group together... uh... with guns to sweep out those ghettos..." Will gets this horrified look on his face like "What did I just say?" and the show cuts immediately to a commercial. When the show comes back, the two hosts are doing no better at trying to ad-lib: Nancy: "I... drive a red car..." Will: "Make sure those poor people stay away from it... they've got sores...." At this point, the entire cast starts to devolve. The weatherman starts talking about fear and the two hosts are talking about how cold and alone they are. And suddenly the sketch takes an odd turn: Nancy: "What are we going to do? There's no WORDS!" Will: "We MUST USE THE FURNITURE TO BUILD A BARRICADE!" Weatherman: "If we wait, surely they will send help, and make the words so that we can be safe!" Will: "We can't wait! If we wait, WE DIE! I'm the dominant one, so I'll be the leader!" Nancy: "I'm so hungry... " Will: "We WILL LIVE! We WILL LIVE!" At this point, Will unleashes a blood curdling primal scream as the cast cowers behind the barricaded furniture. The show cuts quickly to commercial as chaos has broken loose on the stage. When the show returns, the Wake Up and Smile cast has formed a Lord of the Flies-type society behind the walled furniture. Will is now shirtless with a black hand painted on his chest. The cast is burning torches for warmth. And thus follows one of the funniest moments in SNL history: Will: "THE ORDER OF THE HAND WILL RULE! The animals of the zoo guy, Danny Usher, will sustain us." Weatherman: "But WHAT if the BOX STILL refuses to give us any words?" Will: [turning to face Weatherman] "You CHALLENGE my authority?!" Weatherman: [sniffing Will] "I smell from your scent that you are weak! I challenge you!" The two fall to the floor, fighting and clawing each other behind the couch and torches. We hear a couple screams and chewing noises and then, suddenly, Will raises up from the ground. His face is covered in blood, In his hand is the SEVERED HEAD of Tim the weatherman. Will: "THE WEATHERMAN IS DEAD! I KILLED THE WEATHERMAN! HIS STRENGTH IS IN ME!!!" Will starts to chew on the severed tendons of the weatherman's neck. The audience is going nuts. At this point, the prompter suddenly becomes fixed. Nancy Walls tries to pick up the show where they left off. Will suddenly realizes what he has done and lets out a horrified wail. The show finally cuts back to a commercial with the two hosts sobbing and horrified by their reaction to a broken prompter. ANYONE REMEMBER THAT SHIT??? I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. FUCK. ILL SKIT. ANOTHER ONE I CAN'T FIND: Jim Carrey.. "I'll See You In Hell"... my bible for personal conduct. damn! anyways. I'm fucking insanely dorked out. Must sleep. one love. lick my wet poo poo. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Mar 26, 2003 @ 4:23am |
| Coolness: 149245 | and thanks vinny, i would be up for getting my drink on and hearing some tek pretty much any night... obviously... it kinda sucks to have the crew split up but at the same time it's good 'cause calros' ear is dripping infected pus and i don't need radioactive mexican ooze all over my fucking futon and shiiiiiiit. plus you took nter off my hands (is he still sick? did he make it out? i hope... someone post a fucking review of lanjeu or some SHIT)... and you know when nter's up in this shit he like swears on air on the show, and insults random listeners thru msn and all sorts of hilarious/retarded/gonna-get-us-banned from club246/who-gives-a-maaaad fuck type shit. and shiiiiit.
also, listened to your mix today vinnnnster. sick all kinds bro. April 8th. Don't Sleep. The 4th LEvEl. Word. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Wed Mar 26, 2003 @ 4:25am |
| Coolness: 149245 | and what does that shit MEAN? next to the fucking thread? like the arrow, or the fucking thumb. how does that GET there?
what does that MEAN? "never question Bruce Dickinson" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» clown replied on Wed Mar 26, 2003 @ 2:19pm |
 Coolness: 222005 | yeah, the ntar showed up at like 11ish.. i was sure he wasn't gonna show so i sucked some of his timeslot into my set.. heheh.. yeah, im a greedy motherfucker.. |
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