How Would You Kill Me?
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| I'd give you HIV, So there!!! |
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you bastard! |
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| golf club |
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| I would shrink you down to 3 inches, dip you in sugar and swallow you whole~ |
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| i would slowly drain your stomach acid, then force you to eat lots of salt |
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| EEEEK! that's cold dude, real cold.
I would put lots of pcp in your drink then feed you your own body, piece by piece while you're not paying attention. |
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| Small paper cuts then pour salt |
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| I would invite you to a pulp and paper mill, light you on fire, wait for your screaming to commense, then shoot you in the mouth with a B-B gun causing you to tople backwards into the wood shredder. I would then start bidding up an Oz. of Grass, while waiting for you to be processed. and for the grand finally, I would smoke a Fat Blunt using your paper flat carcass!!!!! |
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| Put ya in acid
Laugh
Watch DR Phil (and cry)
Come see your rotting ass
Laugh
Catch end of Dr Phil
Read O
sleep
wake up
have snack
Sleep like baby |
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| kill me .... softly |
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| While you sleep, I'm gonna sneak into your room and *softly* stick a long poisoned needle into your ear~ nice and slow... |
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| While you sleep, I'm gonna sneak into your room and *softly* stick a long poisoned needle into your ear~ nice and slow... |
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| Good luck getting though my dog's gate |
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| Good Luck with washing his splattered brains off your fence... |
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| I'd fuck you with a chansaw.
Then I'd turn it on. |
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| Your so poetic Fred. |
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| It's the remenants of the goth in me. :) |
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| Oh, really? I thought "the remenants of the goth in you" was the pile of bones on your counter that you just couldn't digest... |
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| Those are for smoking purposes. Smoking femure > weed
(waits for MM fans to catch on...) |
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| By the way...
YOU BEST WATCH OUT!!! |
How Would You Kill Me?
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