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Things To Say That Won'T Get You Elected
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| " Soon you will all bow down before me !!!!!! " |
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| "Soon you will all bow down in front of me." *unzips* |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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| Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. |
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| I'm feeling wheeeeeeeeeeee right now.. |
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| ... y nosotros machacará langostas para hacer el pan |
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| I'm feeling pregnant with meanin right now.. |
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| "vos yeules! Et votez pour moé" |
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| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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| Raping your children for a better future... |
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| I'm feeling super right now.. |
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| "I will increase social security payments" |
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| I'm feeling back turned to mush right now.. |
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| i'd vote for that
charlatan |
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| I'm feeling battery operated right now.. |
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| Legalize Marijuana! :D |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
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| "My mentor is Bush Senior and I aspire to be as good as he was, or at the very least as good as either Dubya or Jeb." |
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| I'm feeling calm right now.. |
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| Vote for me and I WILL NOT unleash the neo-virus I got stashed in the four corner of the country! |
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| I'm feeling lucky leprechaun right now.. |
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| Guys, guys, listen ... if you all vote for me, that means I will be able to remove the cameras I got installed in every corners of the city, with public funding, to spy on the other wanabes. Meaning, we will have more money to build that mind-control thingy that will insure a better education for all !
Don't you want your children to be well educated ? |
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| I'm feeling on fire ! right now.. |
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| Vote for me, Ronald McDonald! |
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| I'm feeling energized right now.. |
Things To Say That Won'T Get You Elected
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