Fischer Price: My First Freestyle...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Sun Mar 6, 2005 @ 1:35pm |
 Coolness: 152620 | Here's the original version:
My shit's heavy I lug it to the toilet, Drop the load and wipe my ass with the carpet. a quarter pounder, Couldn't make me prouder, My shit's so heavy it brings envy. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 7:48am |
 Coolness: 194135 | pro pain, farted out methane, and aimed his heavy shit into the toilet but he dropped a bit, right onto his toolkit, and anyway i rather spit, about them times when i skins hit; step up fuckas, and lets see if you fit, to be pimpin legit. yo best believe - i got a pimp permit, twist up a bat an burn it, i gracefully grab a honeys ass and then i turn it, want respect? earn it - i just churn the derriere, its bare so i insert and burn it, horn it, my technique's complex but you can learn it: dont try to hard, dont be a retard, dont turn into lard, dont leave the chick mentally scarred; at all times you gotta regard, your composure, if you play it cool she blows ya and if not - middle finger she shows ya. i tolds ya, its all about the pose, yah, a proper posture will get you more play then a rose-uh. dont dose her with excessive sweetness or excessive bitterness, keep a balance and mix your behavioural tastes randomly - for her ignorance's bliss, when she knows exactly whatcha gonna do, you missed, the bulls eye and the attraction just died, and then from sex she'll shy, away. dont act all gay and dont pay for the chick everywhere you go, that cliche. better yet, just throw her in the hay and have it your way, just keep in mind you gots to have a delay before you spray; you know well that them 1-minute fuckas dont get much play, at best they gon bang her once or twice and then shes on her way; base your action on her attraction, and for a repeat, during fucking in yo head play a beat, and move to it; cant go wrong when you got music - use it, dont fuckin abuse it, i would recommend against playing gabber during seducing; or even during the cruising you need a more relaxed beat; theres more but in the meantime thats it. fuck this shit |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 6:02pm |
 Coolness: 141475 | pick up a scoop and shovel your poop
y'all aint shit, your just ridin my dick |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 6:21pm |
 Coolness: 149115 | propain, you think you're heavy?
i fuck you like a bitch in the back of my chevy you weigh about 80 pounds soaking wet i just took a 20 ton shit in the toilet you rhyme like a skinny fucking frenchman go to Unity II fag and listen to Serge Duchesne i got so much more than just this ill rhyming i come in your mom's ass, and break your little sister's hymen rape your whole family then rape them again cause your mom's ass is hotter than a truckload of cayenne yaya my shit is mad international like CNN i got a club soundsystem in my pimp ass apartment last night you slept on a fucking parkbench you think you hard cause you had a bowel movement I'm taking out innocent faggots like it was tienanmen zeev needs a permit to pimp hos on the corner i been doing it renegade styles since i was born yeh i like underground shit and you listen to Foreigner when you dead and buried ain't noone gonna mourn ya if you brag about boning bitches yer just overcompensating while I, on the other hand, fucked your mom while she was menstruating Safe to say i'll put an end to all the hating When i reveal to the world all the other men you've been dating I could re-use wack rhymes that end with creating or, masturbating or mating But instead I'll keep all faggot lurkes speculating On whose mom's vagina will be the destination of the monster sperm that i be ejaculating Hey sanik, go back to your fucking playpen I'm the solid gold shit bringing fucking mayhem you showed up at my new years party at exactly 10 PM you was the first person to get there, it's the only reason you got in you're like fourteen years old man, you can't even sperm While I spread your mom's legs like a contagious germ you're limp like a noodle but my cock is fucking firm Anal rapin' faggots with my fourteen inch worm I put it in your ass for speakin out of turn To all you other fucks wanna step up and battle me I rhyme hard enough to put you all in the cemetary My words got so much harder since 2003 i always put my dick in your mom's rear entry i got a university degree in schooling MCs all you wack kids still stuck in elementary but i got good news cause if you wanna get a degree school is in session yo and i'm the fucking marquis i'll drop a cleveland steamer on your chest faster than the fucking grand prix and beat you down faster than a track produced by Tipsy T the only catch is you gotta pay the admission fee so bend over mothafuckas and prepare for sodomy you'll prolly enjoy it anyways since you hang out on beaudry bitch ass rappers, faggots, asslickers, fake ass murderers, drug dealin' goddamned dimes at berri, you i'll fuck YOU ALL UP, just BRING IT you inconsequential fucks. One love. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 6:26pm |
 Coolness: 685700 | Originally posted by SARCASTEK...
i got so much more than just this ill rhyming i come in your mom's ass, and break your little sister's hymen :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 7:39pm |
| Coolness: 194135 | bahaha..
yo dj karl marx, i missed your lyrical farts :) gots no time right now to throw verbal darts at yo bodyparts; i'll be back in this muffuka to kickstart more works of art, in the meantime watch out for that heavy shit - use a cart. so peace out from this one ill entertainer, oh and before i maim ya, who the fuck's Foreginer? :b |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 8:23pm |
| Coolness: 149115 | i dont know nothing bout Foreigner but I'm Cold As Ice
ima Jukebox Hero so you betta think twice cause I've been Waiting For A Girl Like You for all my fucking life now it Feels Like the First Time i assraped a hippy with my knife i'm through playing Head Games so i'm fucking your dad's wife the bitch got Double Vision 'cause I put a dildo in her behind 'I Want To Know What Love Is' was a thought in your mind so you picked up a Dirty White Boy on papineau and put your cock in his browneye bitches know i'm Hot Blooded when i jizz in their eye you asked a question that was Urgent, now you got this reply if Foreigner was a pussy you'd be licking it dry cocksuckas tryin play ignorant with me! so i bust a rhyme with the Foreigner discography fuck yall bring the mothafuckin noize |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Czarkastik replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 8:36pm |
| Coolness: 149115 | hey basdini! you thought i forgot about ass eh?
well i got news for you i think you're fucking gay i could swear i saw you in the corner tryin to sneak a perrier plus you got kicked out of gravity for snorting K yer such a heatscore now you have to buy dope on ebay your whole life's like your mixes, in mad disarray dont even try and step my way i make a basdini fillet i take your possessions and split, like i was a valet my beatmatching is on but with this rap shit, i'm goin off like a ped day beating rappers in this game like it's fuckin child's play on second thought, i'm beating rappers with a hammer like it's fucking croquet peace. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV replied on Mon Mar 7, 2005 @ 9:47pm |
| Coolness: 194135 | well arent we just so full of rhymes today, steve
throwin verbal dimes while i got c-bills up my sleeve its alright tho u still got some time, so dont grieve ima wait a bit before i rip off your lyrical weave sure u spit some tight lines here and there but dont be naive when off all this coding ill take a leave, ima relieve all my ill shit like its mad explosives in tel aviv so bend over and prepare to receive. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 1:23am |
| Coolness: 141475 | and to think i was gonna say, don't bash foreigner
that was done up right ill, word is bond and such, that was tight |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 1:50am |
 Coolness: 92605 | hey zeev,
you got a vagina you think yer ill but yer a wack ass rimmah check the time brah and get to the back of the bus like spike lee yer a dirty fucking nigger like branden lee you get itched wit da bounty trigger yah thats right i just called you black and all these people thought just caucasions were wack awwww shit!! i take a crap!! and kidnap yer daughter like marley kins, she dont even know her fauther then i'll rape her tape her, while i masterbate her and put that on caset or even jet to tibet and sell that shit on net that shit is filthy like ecstacy and grill cheese imigrent, please ill have you on one knee wit ma dick in yer mouth sippin on my pee and when im done ill even charge you a fee yer shit flows a lie fuck with me? im like biggie, "ready to die" backdafukup like onyx masterbate imaculet flowns n saunets puting niggas to sleep like babys in bonnits ill spawn a lyrical dick into yer anus make you famous for being wacked like mass smokes of anejel dust stick yer dick in some pie crust and bust n feed that shit to moms or open up a pie shop and call it dirty uncle toms that shit is holsome!! you could make big time dollers fuck tellemarketing toms is in coming callers like tardcore youle roll with big time bawllers big time fagots wearing doller stor doggie collers |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 1:58am |
| Coolness: 92605 | that shits doller store raps neggah . what!?! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 2:44am |
| Coolness: 92605 | tardcore,
yer a geek im fucking suprised you can even speak tardcore says it all you have one testicall yer dads dick up yer ass was ten feet tall he left you hanging in the morning and didnt even call i heard yer parents found yer ass "in" an outlet mall cry me a fucking river cause ill leave you with a shiver twats mad kwiver after i shank the ass hole like some choped up liver i had to buy you deoderent cause yer arm pits mad dank i played a really mean prank and gave you shit that stank yer bad for yer own health i wish you were stelth so you would shut up! and give the fuck up none done like you cause were all stuck up yer times up! yer tickets been punched like captain crunch i pack a large luch in yer moms ass with some punch that shit is fruity!! yer moms ass can handle it cause shes got mad booty heres a little cock tail via e mail it contains mad disses that lyricaly hail if you was caught in jail yer moms wouldnt even put up bail so stick to the holly grail youl inevedabley fail tardcore, yer soo fucking gay but thats alright cause maaaaaaaaan yer moms a good lay pee fucking ess i really like kay |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:30am |
| Coolness: 92605 | hey yo lalla
when you rhyme all i here is blah blah arent you suposed to be some sort of philosaphy scollah? yer shits mad saucey like apple cobler yer soo fucking old but yer rhymes reek of a todler you step to me last time with some sick ass rhyme you gone downhill since then gettin old like shaun penn gettin fat like vancouver ben and dumber like gen yer rymes are plastic like ken yer under pressure like ren you like men! you cant even count to ten yer mad goa like zen rageing arthrites enables you to write with a pen so step up and get yah neck cut like yer girlffiend ill sit on yer face with my butt and pick a crutt right out my fucking nose and expose you wack mc earth grain wearing, hand me down cloths, i heard you got caught suckin on yer daddys garden hose do you supose? nah, this aint a foe its mad fiction yer whole wack life is a straight up contradiction passive mother walkin away from bitchin get back in the kitchen wear you belong might as well retire and hit that old age thong i mean the huggies yer older then run down chevies theres so much rocks in yah system yer bowel movments are mad heavy blastin water out yer middles like high volume levis so drink yer heinaken brew make that chikon stew like you always do and front like level 4 is some ill ass crew i'll be watching you and if you even slip a little ill make my ill type move and play you into the ground like fiddle fiddle dee dee cant you see nah i guess you aint watching me ill pawn all yer shit and buy myself a key and be lovley payin off my ketamine fee. wouldnt you agree? best friend homie gee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 5:29am |
| Coolness: 92605 | and for all other wack mcs trying to right on this thread
i leave most dead you need to exercise yer head get a membership to a lyrical club med and for the others i render you on concious all my flows end with mission accomplished |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:45pm |
 Coolness: 202225 | Neoform ain't no fag
when he fucks little boys on their rag they look like Grandma hag needs to wear a bag Ian/Michael Jackson bang bang team tag Steve lalla mr. sarcastic thinks he is free style fantastic his style is lame like barbie doll plastic the truth can be a little drastic stretch out like elastic shit my brain in thumping in the livingroom doing some bumping having a little bathroom humping Anthony on the toilet doing some dumping like guinea pig turds flying and jumping Yo meeK s is obsessed with Dave posting all about him on ravewave your new boy toy fave? gives him blowjobs that's what he gave oh yeah that was a free style save thinks hes all black like a dark cave making K in the microwave Some peeps are too anti drama nice they should all do some ice and start reading some vice fucking guinea pigs had some mice let's cool them slice and dice and put them in some rice This style ain't makin sense just way too instense |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:47pm |
 Coolness: 154785 | AHAHA heather peepers, I LOVE YOU MAN!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:49pm |
 Coolness: 339775 | psh, last time i say hi to you heather. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nter replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:50pm |
| Coolness: 92605 | "meth this, meth that
fuck this fuck that Im a rapper, look at me I look like I fell down the ugly tree! " hahahahahahahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Tue Mar 8, 2005 @ 4:56pm |
| Coolness: 202225 | You know In tease Ian
Its just that you look korean lets make love in the carribean? |
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