I Don'T Have A Penis
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| but i'd like to.
its true? |
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| relations. |
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| i know this place that sells some dick cheap. |
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| i have a penis.
very big as well.
*wink*wink* |
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| really? tell me more!
strap-ons are expen$ive! |
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| not me, i've got a 'thumb'.. |
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| If I had a penis all my problems would be solved. |
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| djneoform: wow that explains why you have such an attitude |
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| i'm a boy and i wear fuzzy mittens. |
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| neeeeeoform meet sharon. she enjoys a good thumbing.
do you drive an SUV? |
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| hmm.. who needs a penis when you can have ice cream...
sharon likes to stick her thumb up her bum... ive seen her do it. |
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| actually sharon knows what i'm talking about...
she used to date someone with 3 thumbs. |
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| I wanna buy a penis
can I please buy someones penis? |
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| REALLY??? HOLY SHIT neeeeeeoform - i had NO idea!
sharon likes inserting long shiny metallic objects in her orifices |
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| julie, you can rent mine for $100/hr.. :D |
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| i met neoform. i told him he was my favourite deejay. he spins the music with the beaty beats.
he didn't like me, he said i smelled like crystal meth. |
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| billy: you can use mine for about 45 minutes |
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| hmmm I could even start a penis collection...where a different one each day!!!! |
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| i said that?
woah, i gotta stop spinning so much trance.. |
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| my pizza taasted like cocaine |
I Don'T Have A Penis
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