Noah Wipes His Ass With His Hands..
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 9:02pm |
 Coolness: 299355 | do you aim the water jet straight into your anus? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 9:05pm |
 Coolness: 685620 | Yes. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji replied on Sun Dec 10, 2006 @ 9:19pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 7:31am |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 11:08am |
 Coolness: 83905 | i have nothing against toilet paper (i do my best to wipe off the ass as opposed to all over)... but its handy to keep some flushable baby wipes under the sink.
i'd love to be able to wash my ass after every movement... but knowing what its like to run outta toilet paper and have to wash the ol ass in the tub... its kinda a pain in the ass to have to take yer socks off. not to mention... don't you feel kinda stupid laying on yer back spread eagle with the faucet blasting between your legs? or bent over backwards like a gay quarterback trying to aim the shower head at the line of scrimage? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 11:36am |
 Coolness: 159150 | Man Murdock, you might wanna do yourself a favor this Xmas and invest in those telephone showers the rest of the civilized world has been using with great ass-washing delight. Heh. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 11:51am |
| Coolness: 83905 | how the fuck do you want me to wipe my ass with a shower phone?
man... technologie is outta control... i just got a cell this year, and now i need a shower phone to wipe my ass? let me figure out text messaging first... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:09pm |
 Coolness: 509590 | Originally Posted By CHERRYONIONKISS
I think it's different for girls cause we (well, most of us) don't have hairy assholes so just by using TP we can get pretty clean... but yeah it's nice to take a refreshing shit and then jump in the shower, however then my poop festers in the toilet while I shower and it's stinky. Le sigh! we all know girls don't take shits... nice try though |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:19pm |
| Coolness: 83905 | why dont you flush it before you get in the shower?
or are you one of those crazy old ladys who wont watch t.v. durring a thunderstorm? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kwickStah replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:28pm |
 Coolness: 65575 | paske si tu flush la toillette faut que t`attende que la toillette sois complettement remplis avant de regler la temperature de l`eau... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:31pm |
| Coolness: 509590 | that's not true though! I've NEVER had problems like that with my shower/toilet... it just reduces the water pressure as far as I know |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kwickStah replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:40pm |
| Coolness: 65575 | sa depend de ou tu restes... ya beaucoup de maison que la toillette pis la douche marche ensemble... chez moi je peux pas prendre ma douche si: 1-quelqu`un fais la vaisselle 2- la laveuse marche 3- la toillette est en train de flusher.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 12:43pm |
| Coolness: 83905 | you only get problems if you flush while you are showering... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 1:23pm |
 Coolness: 339695 | wow. showerhead aimed up your ass.. shit splattering all over it.. then you later wash your hair with that same showerhead.. sounds like something i'll never do thanks. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 1:23pm |
 Coolness: 84115 | "Anyone who has mobility problems and finds it difficult to get into a bathtub, or is afraid of slipping in the shower, may find a bidet an excellent solution for maintaining personal hygiene."
Who wants to take a bath? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 1:26pm |
| Coolness: 83905 | what i like to do is wipe it off my anus... and onto my cheeks and thighs... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 8:37pm |
 Coolness: 140715 | I have a maid lick my ass clean everytime I shit... its awesome Update » rawali wrote on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 8:37pm holy shit I cant beleive this thread is rated insightful |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» regimental911 replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 8:54pm |
 Coolness: 134300 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,GEORGE YOU ROCK. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AYkiN0XiA replied on Mon Dec 11, 2006 @ 11:02pm |
 Coolness: 166605 | en amérique du nord, on chie dans l'eau et on se lave avec la forêt.
et après on fait des pétitions pour sauvegarder nos forêts. le papier de toilette c'est une des pires conneries du monde moderne. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Tue Dec 12, 2006 @ 12:13am |
| Coolness: 299355 | et utiliser un jet d'eau potable pour se ramoner l'oeil de bronze tu crois que ça plait a jésus, c ça? |
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