Nimi Strikes Again! Locked
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Tue Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:48pm |
 Coolness: 145335 | for a second there i thought that this thread couldn't get any worse, |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Tue Jun 6, 2006 @ 11:54pm |
 Coolness: 282590 | hey man, you suck goat knobs ...
it just got worse bahahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 12:00am |
 Coolness: 158870 | muhahahahaha ! fuck yeah !
Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME Sanitary Napkin=Monkey Wrench Umbrella=Doorknob Surgeon=Moonpie Scissors=Sausage Vagina=Australia Secret Sauce=Apocalypse Glove=Cantelope Flower=Guitar A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME Jesus=Porkpie Hat Peace=Used Car Shit=Farm Abstract Expressionism=Boston Creme Filled Doughnut Mysticism=Dot Matrix Dog=Flute Yellow=War |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 12:02am |
| Coolness: 282590 | Hein!? lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 1:56am |
 Coolness: 75405 | We're approaching the rockbottom of a ravewave thread methinks... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 1:10pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
cuz I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home. And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company and they asked me if I could drive a truck and I said yes, and they said 'You're hired!' So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes and I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake so I pulled over and opened the truck and I got a cheesecake, and I also took one for later, and I took one for my friend Farmboy, and I took one to bring home, and by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes so I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes, so I take five cakes to eat on the way, and I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes, and a cheesecake for dessert. I should point out, by the way, that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot but I'm not really sorry because they were very delicious cheesecakes. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DonLouis replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 1:14pm |
 Coolness: 84220 | whadda nasty story |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 2:08pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right before he went to sleep. If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions, He was a pain in the ass to be around. He jerked off to tv- Especially I Dream of Jenie and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels; He pulled his pud to porno books; He even jerked off To the underwear ads In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times. If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone, Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice. 'Cause coming was his raison d'etre. One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune When a job offer came to him over the phone And he needed the job bad But he told the man he'd call him right back, 'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job. It wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or anything like that He just honestly preferred his right hand. I saw him the other day, And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place And they both wanted him to stay over. But he went home, Called up another girl, and jacked off while talking to her. I don't know why he tells me this stuff. Dick's a fucked up guy. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 2:47pm |
| Coolness: 282590 | Holy shit, what kind of weed you get in New York? lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 3:28pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | hahaha ! first quality but for the fucking double price...but the problem is more that now i stopped since 3 weeks after 10 years of smoking each day! i'm so proud ! * clap your hand * hahaha ! ca me fais debloquer par moment .
but don't ask question : this is art ! lol ! i'm also doing the master cleanse so...i think i'm about being realy insane .... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 3:35pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | Yes I love technology
But not as much as you, you see But I still love technology Always and forever |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 4:45pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | at least the fight is over ! is it because m@x is dead with the fuck up tool in his head ??? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trashandsuicide replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 4:48pm |
| Coolness: 75405 | Mebbe he just got bored of the fight... that's why I don't even bother getting in fights on line. On line fights don't leave any scars to pick up chicks with later. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 4:58pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | yeah.you'r right. nothing make me more horny than fight scars. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 6:13pm |
| Coolness: 282590 | christ almighty....lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 8:13pm |
 Coolness: 126905 | Originally posted by BETTY HAZE...
Yes I love technology But not as much as you, you see But I still love technology Always and forever We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 9:32pm |
| Coolness: 158870 | Originally posted by SOYFUNK...
Originally posted by Betty Haze...
Yes I love technology But not as much as you, you see But I still love technology Always and forever We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Yes, your love is truly great Always and forever Why do you need me? Why do you love me? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 10:54pm |
| Coolness: 145335 | this thread has officially 'parti en couile' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Wed Jun 7, 2006 @ 11:17pm |
| Coolness: 282590 | I love it...:) :) :) :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Holly_Golightly replied on Thu Jun 8, 2006 @ 12:54am |
| Coolness: 158870 | What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, Skating for the gold, He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, While wearing a blind fold. When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair. So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano'd do. I want this V-chip out of me, It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. And I just want my mom To stop fighting everyone For Wendy I'll be an activist, too, Cos that's what Brian Boitano would do. And what would Brian Boitano do, He'd call all the kids in town, And tell them to unite for true That's what Brian Boitano would do. When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the year 3010, He fought the evil robot kings and saved the human race again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, He beat up Kubela Kong. Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body So lets all get together, And unite to stop our mom's And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, Cos that's what Brian Boitano do. And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo, That's what Brian Boitano do. |
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