Japanese Handjob Machine
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O replied on Tue Nov 22, 2005 @ 12:38pm |
 Coolness: 125370 | Electronic aids are nothing new in the Japanese home, with devices available for a variety of tasks – including entertaining children and caring for the elderly.
Some manufacturers however have decided to move away from such practical concerns, focusing much more on personal pleasure. This, erm, mechanical masturbator being a prime example. For frustrated fellas reticent to subject their genitalia to a rather severe looking synthetic squeeze, the appliance comes with other, slightly less alarming attachments. Removal of the ‘hand’ allowing for straightforward insertion, with the machine kindly taking care of all necessary movements. Such versatility making it a real a bargain at only 34,500 yen (170 pound). Comfortably beating the competition hands down.  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 9:12am |
 Coolness: 178590 | Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 12:09pm |
 Coolness: 175385 | Originally posted by AERIAL RAVER...
Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. t'inquiète, c'est nippon! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 12:26pm |
| Coolness: 125370 | Still scary |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_rider replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 12:44pm |
 Coolness: 42190 | Originally posted by KE_RAKOON...
Originally posted by aerial raver...
Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. t'inquiète, c'est nippon! nippon ni mauvais! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dudu replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 79755 | for small dick only.. not in sale in Canada especially Québec City :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 4:28pm |
| Coolness: 125370 | You can maybe find it somewhere online... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 7:02pm |
 Coolness: 153000 | Faut être lazy en sacrament... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Wed Nov 23, 2005 @ 7:03pm |
| Coolness: 153000 | seccccck it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 2:23am |
 Coolness: 159065 | Alternate uses for the SOM masturbator :
- Can be used as a barman's aid. Just put the shaker in and let it rip !!! - Instant trick machine ! Conveniently place beer bottle inside and then supply a friend with a free beer ! Fun for the whole fam....erm, bunch of alcoholics. - Tape a toothbrush the fist ! Voilà ! Cheap instant electric toothbrush. You don't even have to hold it ! - Food plate needs more pepper ? Pepper shaker not generous enough ? Shaking got you down ? Put a pepper shaker upside in the feast, deposit plate underneath and watch a masterpiece being created before your very eyes. - Already late for work and car windows have an inch thick fresh coat of ice ? Equip the SOM with an ice scraper and let it unleash its fury on your windshield. Ice gone in a matter of minutes ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kalymero replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 9:58am |
 Coolness: 56470 | OMFG !
À quoi peuve bien penser ses japonais...ok je peux bien croire que le sexe c'est tabou dans ce coin là mais .... sérieusement...à quoi pensais les japonais quand il fesait cette machine...pis c'est qui le cinglé qui a eu le guts de l'essayer ? je veux dire même s'il m'aurais offert 420 millions j'aurais pas voulu...j'aurais bin trop peur avec une cochonnerie demême O_O en tout cas je souhaite bonne chance à celui qui va essayer ce machin .... prions pour lui ! -_- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:14am |
| Coolness: 125370 | J'imagine ceux qui ont du tester la machine avant.
Ça devait être trop drôle ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:40am |
| Coolness: 178590 | Yah, surtout quand la machine était pas ajustée eesshhh ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» giorgio_moisi replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:46am |
 Coolness: 55345 | À quoi peuve bien penser ses japonais...ok je peux bien croire que le sexe c'est tabou dans ce coin là
T'es sérieusement dans le champ. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 11:36am |
 Coolness: 154620 | uhg ahguahg me so hornay! me love you long time
! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 12:12pm |
 Coolness: 84880 | wrong stereotype |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» giorgio_moisi replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 12:35pm |
| Coolness: 55345 | Yup.
(Why doesn't this forum support Unicode?) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 9:41pm |
| Coolness: 178590 | Hmm weird, I too thought that sex was taboo there too.
Is it? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chicphonecall replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 10:33pm |
 Coolness: 45530 | c'est quoi le baton qui vient avec?... un microphone....? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mr_Frog replied on Thu Nov 24, 2005 @ 11:23pm |
 Coolness: 97045 | ca l'air d'être le contrôl! tu masturbes le baton pis ca va agiter la patente en plastique a la meme vitesse!
c'est comme.. eww. (j'imagine, ok!) |
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