Japanese Handjob Machine
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O a répondu le Tue 22 Nov, 2005 @ 12:38pm |
 Coolness: 125420 | Electronic aids are nothing new in the Japanese home, with devices available for a variety of tasks – including entertaining children and caring for the elderly.
Some manufacturers however have decided to move away from such practical concerns, focusing much more on personal pleasure. This, erm, mechanical masturbator being a prime example. For frustrated fellas reticent to subject their genitalia to a rather severe looking synthetic squeeze, the appliance comes with other, slightly less alarming attachments. Removal of the ‘hand’ allowing for straightforward insertion, with the machine kindly taking care of all necessary movements. Such versatility making it a real a bargain at only 34,500 yen (170 pound). Comfortably beating the competition hands down.  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 9:12am |
 Coolness: 178640 | Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 12:09pm |
 Coolness: 175435 | Originally posted by AERIAL RAVER...
Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. t'inquiète, c'est nippon! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 12:26pm |
| Coolness: 125420 | Still scary |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» the_rider a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 12:44pm |
 Coolness: 42240 | Originally posted by KE_RAKOON...
Originally posted by aerial raver...
Lol moi j'aurais peur que la machine bug pis qu'elle fasse des trucs méchants aux pénis. t'inquiète, c'est nippon! nippon ni mauvais! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Dudu a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 4:09pm |
 Coolness: 79805 | for small dick only.. not in sale in Canada especially Québec City :P |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 4:28pm |
| Coolness: 125420 | You can maybe find it somewhere online... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 7:02pm |
 Coolness: 153050 | Faut être lazy en sacrament... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star a répondu le Wed 23 Nov, 2005 @ 7:03pm |
| Coolness: 153050 | seccccck it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 2:23am |
 Coolness: 159115 | Alternate uses for the SOM masturbator :
- Can be used as a barman's aid. Just put the shaker in and let it rip !!! - Instant trick machine ! Conveniently place beer bottle inside and then supply a friend with a free beer ! Fun for the whole fam....erm, bunch of alcoholics. - Tape a toothbrush the fist ! Voilà ! Cheap instant electric toothbrush. You don't even have to hold it ! - Food plate needs more pepper ? Pepper shaker not generous enough ? Shaking got you down ? Put a pepper shaker upside in the feast, deposit plate underneath and watch a masterpiece being created before your very eyes. - Already late for work and car windows have an inch thick fresh coat of ice ? Equip the SOM with an ice scraper and let it unleash its fury on your windshield. Ice gone in a matter of minutes ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kalymero a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 9:58am |
 Coolness: 56520 | OMFG !
À quoi peuve bien penser ses japonais...ok je peux bien croire que le sexe c'est tabou dans ce coin là mais .... sérieusement...à quoi pensais les japonais quand il fesait cette machine...pis c'est qui le cinglé qui a eu le guts de l'essayer ? je veux dire même s'il m'aurais offert 420 millions j'aurais pas voulu...j'aurais bin trop peur avec une cochonnerie demême O_O en tout cas je souhaite bonne chance à celui qui va essayer ce machin .... prions pour lui ! -_- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nitrous_N2O a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 10:14am |
| Coolness: 125420 | J'imagine ceux qui ont du tester la machine avant.
Ça devait être trop drôle ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 10:40am |
| Coolness: 178640 | Yah, surtout quand la machine était pas ajustée eesshhh ;) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» giorgio_moisi a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 10:46am |
 Coolness: 55395 | À quoi peuve bien penser ses japonais...ok je peux bien croire que le sexe c'est tabou dans ce coin là
T'es sérieusement dans le champ. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 11:36am |
 Coolness: 154670 | uhg ahguahg me so hornay! me love you long time
! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 12:12pm |
 Coolness: 84930 | wrong stereotype |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» giorgio_moisi a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 12:35pm |
| Coolness: 55395 | Yup.
(Why doesn't this forum support Unicode?) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 9:41pm |
| Coolness: 178640 | Hmm weird, I too thought that sex was taboo there too.
Is it? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» chicphonecall a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 10:33pm |
 Coolness: 45580 | c'est quoi le baton qui vient avec?... un microphone....? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mr_Frog a répondu le Thu 24 Nov, 2005 @ 11:23pm |
 Coolness: 97095 | ca l'air d'être le contrôl! tu masturbes le baton pis ca va agiter la patente en plastique a la meme vitesse!
c'est comme.. eww. (j'imagine, ok!) |
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