You Know Your A Raver When.
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 4:40am |
 Coolness: 150600 | This was a Thread from the 1st page in the News postings and Articles that Tipsy put up.
I thought it was funny, and thought maybe some of you guys might find how true it still rings two-years later. ------- ou Know You're a REAL Raver When.... * You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings. * You start coveting all of your dad's old 1977 polyester sweatsuits. * Almost every letter of the alphabet has an alternate meaning to you. * You begin to think of blow-pops as a separate food group. * The mere mention of a 3 digit number with a "0" in the middle of it causes you to drool uncontrollably. * The odometer of your car increases in big chunks over the weekend. * You have to fight back the urge to beat the hell out everyone who thinks raves are like the club scene * You can keep a straight face when you tell people "really, not that many people are on anything....i'm serious!" *You are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty warehouses. * You can live for an entire weekend out of your bookbag. * You are no longer just a raver...but a promoter, vendor, DJ, etc... * You know about the INFORMATION POLICE. * You have trouble naming 5 friends who are not pierced SOMEWHERE. * You'll pay $20 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen... and you'll pay $30 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you WILL NOT pay $1.00 for that bottle of water! * You can't pass an empty warehouse, church, school, big open field, barn, airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc...without getting that far-off look in your eye and saying...'wow, what a great site for a... * You not only notice that household appliances like washing machines can generate a funky beat, you also argue about whether it's tribal or trance --------------------------------------------- You Might Be a Jaded Raver If... 1. You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR." 2. You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. 3. You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. 4. When you do dance, you "battle." 5. You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status." 6. You find out just how crooked promoters really are. 7. You hate massives [or, in our case, big parties]. 8. You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. 9. You say "the scene" a lot. 10. You find out how much better european electronic music really is. 11. You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. 12. You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. 13. If you ARE on something, you do your best to act normal. 16. You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. 19. The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. 20. You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick how to." 24. You drink beer at after parties. 25. You quit collecting fliers. 26. You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those f---ing little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!" 27. You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. 28. You can't remember much in general. 29. You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were. 30. You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. 32. You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves. 34. You talk s--- as much as possible. 35. You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") 36. You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. 37. You DESPISE candy. 38. You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. 39. You know what a 303 is. 41. You realize shell toes are shitty shoes. . 43. You know that post-rave sex is awful. 44. You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta their league. 45. You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently,despite what 98% of the raving populace thinks. 46. You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. 47. You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. 50. Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. 51. You know why GHB and special K are for f---ing idiots. 52. You understand electro and minimal techno now. 53. You hate rave ho's. 54. You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. 55. You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. 56. You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. 57. You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority. 59. You say "ill" a lot. 60. You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. 61. You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. 67. You know raving is mainstream as f---. 68. The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. 69. You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. 70. You hate Anthem tracks. 71. Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely f---ed up. 12. You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. 13. If you ARE on something, you do your best to act normal. 16. You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. 19. The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. 20. You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick how to." 24. You drink beer at after parties. 25. You quit collecting fliers. 26. You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those f---ing little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!" 27. You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. 28. You can't remember much in general. 29. You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were. 30. You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. 32. You realize that the general public shouldn't be blamed for hating raves. 34. You talk s--- as much as possible. 35. You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") 36. You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. 37. You DESPISE candy. 38. You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. 39. You know what a 303 is. 41. You realize shell toes are shitty shoes. . 43. You know that post-rave sex is awful. 44. You've punked kids who tried to get in a circle that was outta their league. 45. You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently,despite what 98% of the raving populace thinks. 46. You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. 47. You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. 50. Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. 51. You know why GHB and special K are for f---ing idiots. 52. You understand electro and minimal techno now. 53. You hate rave ho's. 54. You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. 55. You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. 56. You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. 57. You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority. 59. You say "ill" a lot. 60. You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. 61. You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. 67. You know raving is mainstream as f---. 68. The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. 69. You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. 70. You hate Anthem tracks. 71. Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely f---ed up. 73. You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 8:28am |
 Coolness: 164940 | you know youre a jaded raver who wish it was still like back in the days when you are on [ rave.ca ] and reading thread written by people with more time on their hands than a CoL bLeu on timeoffs(is there any other kind)
heahea quoi :D |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 10:59am |
 Coolness: 200670 | * You'll pay $20 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen... and you'll pay $30 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you WILL NOT pay $1.00 for that bottle of water!
that one's pretty funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 12:56pm |
 Coolness: 509700 | fucken drinks shouldn't be so damned expensive. What happened to good will towards men and shit? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 1:18pm |
 Coolness: 276575 | with renegade legion, your water is freeee. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 1:38pm |
 Coolness: 102905 | Originally posted by MICO!...
69. You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. . damn right! but of course i forget everything else i learn in school. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 1:45pm |
| Coolness: 509700 | 'like that time I learned wine tasting as forgot how to drive' |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 6:02pm |
 Coolness: 202255 | 74. when your too high to read raveave |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sun May 29, 2005 @ 8:28pm |
 Coolness: 145340 | Originally posted by CHERRYONIONKISS...
* You'll pay $20 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen... and you'll pay $30 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you WILL NOT pay $1.00 for that bottle of water! that one's pretty funny. ya thats gold funny cause its true |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Mon May 30, 2005 @ 12:08am |
| Coolness: 509700 | Originally posted by HEATHER PIE HOLE...
74. when your too high to read raveave Ah wow. so true |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Lone_Star replied on Mon May 30, 2005 @ 12:26am |
 Coolness: 153195 | I'm jaded about being a jaded raver. Jade you! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive replied on Mon May 30, 2005 @ 3:50am |
 Coolness: 64045 | You can keep a straight face when you tell people "really, not that many people are on anything....i'm serious!"
how many times did my parents hear that one |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon May 30, 2005 @ 6:58am |
 Coolness: 685730 | yeah on my way to a party at the Rainbow once my mother decided that this was the day she wanted to talk to me about drugs, what with all she's heard about raves.
I gave her that "I don't do drugs, I'm just really into the music" speech about 15 minutes after my power peach kicked in. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 2:17am |
| Coolness: 509700 | lol. I once told my mom after a rave that I was 'cracked out' and she looked horrified so i said :" Oh no, I don't do crack!" and left. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 2:43am |
 Coolness: 201365 | I used to tell her that lots of people did drugs at raves but that I wasn't as stupid as they were |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 2:58am |
| Coolness: 150600 | I tell my parents I do rugs, then they say "Wow, me too!" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mali replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 9:25am |
| Coolness: 202255 | I told my mom i didnt do drugs.. until she found two empty vials in my wallet har har har |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hidra replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 10:00am |
 Coolness: 88565 | 73. You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 12:41pm |
| Coolness: 509700 | How do I get text right above my avatar? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Tue May 31, 2005 @ 12:43pm |
 Coolness: 471945 | not a raver man
i'm crunk :smokin |
You Know Your A Raver When.
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