Dumbest Thing You Have Ever Said?
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| ever been somwhere and said somthing really stupid, and thought about it later and you just were like.. that was fucking stupid?
maybe you were at a funeral and you said "well atleast we won't be seeing any more of him"
anyway everyone has said somthing stupid and embarassing at one point of their life that got them some looks, at mouthfull of profanity, or just a long deserved beating.
so whats yours? :-) |
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| well.. . i know somehting stupid that YOU said.. Lol.. i mean... this is only one of them
"when i saw you and amanda at the mountain, i decided to give you guys nicknames... imp and gnome"
WELLL... ill turn you into a gimp if you persist. Lol
onelung! |
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| going to some guy at gravity, thinking it was another guy (he had glowsticks in his hand). I said: "Hey sont beau té glowsticks hein?" the guy popped his head up and it was another guy, he look so scared. probably his first rave and fist time takin e. I prolly ruined his life. I just walked away real fast, haha |
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| He probably thought you were gonna steal 'em or something. |
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| Good move Maximo! |
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| i think yas's nickname should be hoohoo queen |
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| "I love you" I think works for my answer. |
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| I think my response to that was mine:
"Hey, er.... thanks!" |
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| "I think I can trust you" |
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| > in a class with a stoical face.
(laule = prononciation of lol ) |
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| i saw this girl from chamaplin that i know standing in line at foufs so i say
me: " hey what are you up to, "
her: waiting to get into foufs, obviously"
me: what do you mean obviously?
her: cause im, uh.... standing in line!
i ran off and cried in some dirty alleyway with some drunk bum. :( |
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| i'm notorious for putting my foot in my mouth. i'm sure jeff could agree. |
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| It's not so much what I've said it's what I've said in public. For example discussing ideas for happyworld cartoons (in great detail) on the bus...
"Wouldn't a psychotic weasel who drinks too much coffee ripping off the heads of newborns be funny?"
Some people get shocked by such statements |
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| "Well, i guess Morrissey isn't that bad..."
WTF was i thinking?! |
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| oh man, I was at this bar once in henri beauground or some shit and my and a couple of my buddies were talking about midgets, and how awesome it would be to beat up a midget and slap it around and whore it out and shit... and just as this 5"2 red head fucking dwarf with a leather coat walks in in a loud clear voice I said... GUYS GET THIS... How AWESOME.. Would it be.. TO OWN A PET MIDGET!!!! and just as I finished the sentence I see this small little figure glaring at me from across the room... with the most devilish, furious face I have ever been unlucky enough to come across in my entire life.
thats the last time I fuck with shortyz... I was never so scared in my entire life.
he was fucking shoooort!!!!11 |
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| most of the things i say are pretty stupid. |
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| kinda liek yor face!! |
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| zing! |
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| whats that? you're gonna take off your clothes for 'ron and pose on SG? what what? *double swoon* |
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