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 | On Tue 7 Jan, 2003 » mdc said "so did i... mmmmmm" |
| On Thu 26 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "Good bye cruel world... This is the last you've seen of Michael Dino Cotugno." |
| On Mon 23 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "down with pants" |
| On Mon 23 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "paul should shut up... and zootsuithuy should speak more... and pants should not be allowed" |
| On Sun 22 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "probably... but i do not pass judgement" |
| On Sun 22 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "zootsuitguy is good... and if you take out an 'o'... zootsuitguy is god" |
| On Sun 22 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "im only happy when... wait im not.... ever... [EDIT] wait! i just found out i passed stats and am on my way to Civil Engineering at Concordia University!!!!" |
| On Sat 21 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "all american burger? that must be one stupid burger" |
| On Sat 21 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "especially me" |
| On Sat 21 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "when i think about life and its meaning i get sick and puke... thats how i feel about most things... *vomit*" |
| On Fri 20 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "no it wouldn't... I'd rather not know what I'm missing... that way I wouldn't yearn for it and ache for it and want to die for it" |
| On Fri 20 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "You know what? The people who say "It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" should try it sometime..." |
| On Thu 19 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "gina's losing faith in what she knows, hates her music hates of her clothes, dreams of surgery and a new nose, every calorie is a war, while she wishes she was a dancer and taht she'd never heard of cancer, she wishes god would give her some answers" |
| On Thu 19 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous, spends hid time alone in the basement, with Lennon and Cobain and a guitar and a stereo, While wishes he could escape this, but it all seems so contagious, not to be yourself and faceless, in a song that has no soul" |
| On Wed 18 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "i'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it" |
| On Tue 17 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "robojerk!" |
| On Tue 17 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "jerkbot" |
| On Mon 16 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "stupid.. im too quick (which explains his love of jizz)" |
| On Mon 16 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "don't you mean jizz?" |
| On Sun 15 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "oh i am.. i would have lost it if it was a wooden chair! fucking wooden chairs...." |
| On Sun 15 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "thats not the worst part either... it was a fold out love seat!!!................that slut" |
| On Sun 15 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "i had a couch... it used me and left me for a younger love seat" |
| On Sat 14 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "cows like cheese better when it's freshly milked" |
| On Thu 12 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "I believe we live in a quaint little country called Canada, where the folk are friendly, the beer is good, and the language is English or French. Now speak one of them!!!!!!!" |
| On Thu 12 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "what the fuck is "j00 4 h4x0r t00"?????" |
| On Thu 12 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "ok.. but can i at least sleep with her corpse when shes done dying?" |
| On Thu 12 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "you all suck... i havent seen neve cambell in a while, but from what i remember, SHE FUCKING HOT" |
| On Wed 11 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "whoa whoa whoa!! are you Neve Cambell ISN'T hot???.... now YOURE the crazy one" |
| On Wed 11 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "and then my penis.. cuz i want her to suck my penis" |
| On Wed 11 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... avril is hot... upload complete" |
| On Tue 10 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "I told you once, I won't tell you again! It's the wrong way! ROXANNE!!!" |
| On Tue 10 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "there are no answers... if so please refer to question 3" |
| On Tue 10 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "school is hard... especially when youre up at 4:30 preparing for it.... damn assignments" |
| On Mon 9 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "Give the bitch a shovel!" |
| On Mon 9 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "like an isoceles triangle... or an equilateral triangle if youre planning on rotating the triangle in any way... or circle!! thats symmetrical" |
| On Mon 9 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "What do you tell a woman with TWO black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told... TWICE" |
| On Mon 9 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "mmmmm... butterflies... i wish i was getting married" |
| On Sun 8 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "only if they drink beer that has less that 6.1% alcohol in it.." |
| On Sun 8 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "kill one of them.... preferably drugs...." |
| On Sun 8 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "ian did you go to a strip club? and if so why wasnt i invited?" |
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