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 | On Fri 6 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "ifeelthesamewaytoosodontmakemehearthatsampleveragaincuzsomebodywillpaywiththeirlife" |
| On Fri 6 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "what are you talking about? life is great! have you ever seen a flower in bloom, a new moon, a sunrise? there are plenty of things that are great in life" |
| On Fri 6 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I LOVE LIFE!!" |
| On Thu 5 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "well he's gotta bless something" |
| On Thu 5 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "guS:H fSKDjhf 0dfgAF v>Jh f;'HFJ" |
| On Thu 5 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "Though lovers be lost love shall not / And death shall have no dominion" |
| On Thu 5 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "you smoke pole! long ang hard" |
| On Wed 4 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "scotty was just WISHING you had written scotty instead of gen" |
| On Wed 4 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "maybe ravwave should become a support group instaead of a bbs... sounds like people here need help more than anything" |
| On Wed 4 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!" |
| On Wed 4 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "i have a MIGHTY NEED... to use the restroom" |
| On Wed 4 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "so i says to shut the fuck up ian!" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "once again *smacks amanda* hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "so who's doing what in the where now?" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "but that must be true.. you wanna fuck any female! including ostrich and panda" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "no you havent.... well yeah probably... what do i know? What do i look like a carpenter?" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "Touch this! .......gruble grumble....... hoe" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "*smacks amanda* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!" |
| On Tue 3 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "three times a week?!?!
that's crazy talk!" |
| On Mon 2 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "whats the world coming to when a man can't fall asleep in a crowd of gay men on drugs.... *sigh*" |
| On Sun 1 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "but i mean... geez... if im not safe sleeping in a room full of gay men on drugs... WHERE AM I SAFE??" |
| On Sun 1 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "if you tie a string to your finger real tight, itll turn purple or blue" |
| On Sun 1 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "but i was tired!!" |
| On Sun 1 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "my crotch hurts... should i have that checked out?" |
| On Sun 1 Dec, 2002 » mdc said "not crazy... funny!!" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "oh i get it... sexual innuendo!! ha! hilarious!!!" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees COME ON EVERYBODY!! dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees dead trees" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "why not?" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "you make everybody sick" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "yeah... what does it matter to him!" |
| On Sat 30 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "oh shut up!!!" |
| On Fri 29 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "i hate you!!!
i hate you so much!!" |
| On Fri 29 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "i hate ian and his florist-related comments!!" |
| On Fri 29 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "what???
no!! that's matt's!! and matt's only!! no one else knows how to use it properly!! YOU BASTARD!!!" |
| On Fri 29 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "if life is a joke, it should have its own late night tv show" |
| On Thu 28 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "beats me... why not?......and he disrespects women... thats bad" |
| On Thu 28 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "noah = shit-faced bastard-whore who eats shit while screwing goats and likes it when the goat kicks back, which is why he fucks them on the edge of a cliff" |
| On Wed 27 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "if life's not a joke... then i don't get it" |
| On Wed 27 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "what do you do when you need to itch 3 places at once?" |
| On Wed 27 Nov, 2002 » mdc said "you would? all for little old me? awww... that's so sweet..." |
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