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On Fri 19 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "My teeth are sore" |
On Fri 12 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "Listen all o' y'all... it's a sabotage" |
On Wed 10 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "HORSESHOES FOR ALL!!" |
On Thu 4 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "Aunt Jemima's witnesses" |
On Wed 3 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "The things I do for money, I'll never understand" |
On Tue 2 Aug, 2005 » mdc said "life is life" |
On Tue 26 Jul, 2005 » mdc said "I'm hot, sticky, sweet. From my head to my feet. Yeah!" |
On Tue 26 Jul, 2005 » mdc said "J'ai gaspillé mon temps a gagner du temps." |
On Mon 5 Jan, 2004 » mdc said "love me" |
On Mon 5 Jan, 2004 » mdc said "like a fire in his belly" |
On Fri 2 Jan, 2004 » mdc said "free falling" |
On Fri 2 Jan, 2004 » mdc said "awwwwww!! *is flattered*" |
On Thu 1 Jan, 2004 » mdc said "OH MY GOD!! WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!!!" |
On Tue 30 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "I'm a millionaire" |
On Tue 30 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "I love everything about you. Why can't I love you." |
On Mon 29 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "im flattered" |
On Sat 27 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "People will pay good money for a hard fuck" |
On Fri 26 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "I'm never alone when we're apart... I'm torn apart when we're alone" |
On Tue 23 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "Je suis désolé" |
On Sat 20 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "are the lights too dim or are you beautiful?" |
On Fri 19 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "family guy........................................................................................................... i love you" |
On Thu 18 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "its never too early to puke!" |
On Mon 15 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "if life were a pie, id let it sit on the window sill and cool" |
On Mon 15 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "with a fork" |
On Sun 14 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "time keeps moving, let's keep grooving" |
On Sun 14 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "im the triangle of a love victim" |
On Fri 12 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "i think im sad" |
On Wed 10 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "Love... the one thing I don't want, but don't want to lose either... (except for a bald head)" |
On Mon 8 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "Chimpanzee, the chimpy little bastard" |
On Fri 5 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "Like a waterfall, I fall off cliffs" |
On Fri 5 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "with aching despair, i reach for my gat, tucked safely in my pants" |
On Thu 4 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "in this time of blinding darkness, i turn on the lights" |
On Wed 3 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "and i agree with amanda for agreeing.. i always agree with agreement... but not necessarily with what the agreement is agreeing with" |
On Tue 2 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "If your feet run and your nose smells, you are built upside-down" |
On Tue 2 Dec, 2003 » mdc said "mmmmbop!" |
On Sun 30 Nov, 2003 » mdc said "I am a false idol" |
On Tue 25 Nov, 2003 » mdc said "Happiness is a fish you cannot catch" |
On Wed 19 Nov, 2003 » mdc said "Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly / and the Spiders from Mars / He played it left hand, but he made it too far / Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band" |
On Tue 18 Nov, 2003 » mdc said "There's a starman wating in the sky. He'd like to come and see us but he thinks he'd blow our minds" |
On Tue 18 Nov, 2003 » mdc said "that last oneliner confused me" |
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