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 | On Sat 27 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "and so, as the curtains drop, i wave my last farewell, to a love i always knew but couldn't tell" |
| On Fri 26 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "hold me thrill me kiss me kill me" |
| On Tue 23 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "Pookie: I love Amanda Bynes.. she's my idol... i wish to sleep with her on numerous occasions, wearing a clown nose" |
| On Sun 21 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "oh my god... pookie just quoted a movie with amanda bynes in it" |
| On Fri 19 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "well if "practice makes perfect" but "nobody's perfect"... then why practice?" |
| On Thu 4 Sep, 2003 » mdc said "since when do men fear liberty? lack of liberty (ie: women) is what men fear" |
| On Thu 28 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "though you've gone and broke my heart, my will is strong and i'll live on... your love was sweet, too sweet to taste, but now you're gone and the taste lingers ... -MDC" |
| On Wed 27 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "poo smells worse on warm sunny days" |
| On Tue 26 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!" |
| On Fri 22 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "like grated cheese on a pizza, the city was being sprinkled with large snowflakes...." |
| On Fri 15 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "exactly... 2nd plce = #1 loser... hes the best at losin" |
| On Fri 15 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "to finish second means youre the biggest loser... youre the best at being a loser" |
| On Sun 10 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "I Love Jetta Girl" |
| On Sat 9 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "with a smile" |
| On Tue 5 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "your body is a wonderland" |
| On Tue 5 Aug, 2003 » mdc said "Ooh, the years burn - Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn - I used to be a little boy - So old in my shoes - And what I choose is my voice - What's a boy supposed to do?" |
| On Wed 30 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "donnie darko is a happy movie" |
| On Fri 25 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "distance makes your girlfriend cheat" |
| On Tue 22 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "can't wait for tomorrow, i might not have that long" |
| On Mon 21 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "ian smells like teen spirit" |
| On Sun 20 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "i think im in love" |
| On Sun 6 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "Vancouver is so pretty" |
| On Fri 4 Jul, 2003 » mdc said "gazongas!" |
| On Mon 30 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "pantaloons" |
| On Sat 28 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "YES I SOOOOO AM!!... fuck i missed his show on saturday!" |
| On Fri 27 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "u2 rock... "Dressing like your sister, living like a tart, you don't know what you're doing, babe it must be art!"" |
| On Wed 25 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "too much ass sex?" |
| On Wed 25 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "and unto thee i give the power to choose." |
| On Mon 23 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "boobies rock!!" |
| On Mon 23 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "Your existence is the essence of my presence" |
| On Sun 22 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "fearless leader?" |
| On Sun 22 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "i think her computer is broken too" |
| On Thu 19 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "EVERYONE HERE ALWAYS WANTS TO DIE!!!" |
| On Thu 19 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "i just bust a nut" |
| On Wed 18 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "in that case... all ex girlfriends should die too? no..." |
| On Tue 17 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "stroke it to japanese shizer anime porn" |
| On Sun 15 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "i'm a foot ball vet, im popular, im the teacher's pet, im popular" |
| On Sat 14 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "When I die, if I have a choice between heaven and pie heaven, I'd choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not... mmmmmboy!" |
| On Fri 13 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "piepiepie" |
| On Thu 12 Jun, 2003 » mdc said "if you live today for what you need tomorrow, what will you live for tomorrow?" |
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