2009 July:

2009 April:

2009 March:

2009 February:

2009 January:

2008 December:

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the bibbet-box broke two chicken legs
and
i ate both their breasts
and lied to a French chef
and told him his fish was expired
simply because
i really am dying from stomach worms

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a raw burp out the wrong hole of a squirrel’s nut
has been polished for hours over a Spanish drum
that never bangs
or bongs
or clangs
or TWANGS
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy won’t it TWANG?

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but what is reality anyway?
is it the twang in the apple?
is it the fart from beans?
is it the stench from your crotch?

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and what have i found!!
it's a lesbian bodybuilder
painting a sad story
about
a philosopher who pulls at cats tails
and then i found a donkey
and he braided my hair in exchange for sex
and then i floated to the surface
and i realized it wasn’t worth it
and i brought the philosopher with me
and he asked me
if
i
ever heard about anybody who worked in a meat factory

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it hurrrrrrrrrrrts -
that marshmallow crap i couldn’t help but swallow it
and now i have diarrhea
and no more toilet paper
so i've got a lighter under my anus
because only a forest fire could save a bottle opener

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my righteous anus!
the center of the world!
things come and go!
cocks,
fingers,
tongues,
toys,
multicultural foods,
sometimes blood!
and
if it were two months ago
i
would say
juju beads
and
those expensive jelly belly beans

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when i'm done teasing,
ill start pleasing
those little boys with red balloons
and spider man underwear
that will soon hang over my lampshade
as i dance to the rain
and
the voices in my head

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