well my view differs ...
I do believe in God and I do believe that
exists outside of time and space because He created the Universe as we know it, he made it all this way. The Universe has far too much Order for it to have sprung out of Chaos.Chaos remains as is until sentience or intelligence takes and organizes it into Order. Only God could have done that.

It is my belief and I dont say it to put you guys down... please understand this.

yeah, been more and more religious as of the past few years. With all that's been going on in the world and with what I've been reading in the Book, it's hard for me not to be.

I can't, no matter how hard I might try, bring myself to believe that there is no God.

Canadian Tire in the camping and outdoors section.

Anyone in here consider themselves religious ?

well I dont live in Miami and I sure ain't no pimp. Case closed !

Now THAT is funny !

Unlike that post about the dumbasses who made the post about the handicap driver trying to park...

i think ill just a take a pic of myself in a tootoo ... are you kidding ?

Any guy who has any kind of self respect will not wear pink PERIOD ! But thanks for the feedback ScottyP... now take a number!

that was lame.
dont you people have lives ?

you know what ! you call all kiss my ass! Take a number

hey Tones, kiss my ass :)

neoform, i dont care what you think i was fucking around with you. theres no need to get get bent outta shape.

as for everyone else, thanks for the feedback, keep it coming as it brings some kinda entertainment to my otherwise, boring, sitting in front of a PC all day kinda life. Thanks

if that will help u sleep better at nite

hey NeoForm urs is not exactly an example of beauty either.

Your mama's so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.

Your mama's so fat, her waist size is Equator.

Your mama's so fat, she jumped up and she got stuck.

hey Thog, where do you work exactly ?
Cause I work of the T-can just inside dorval
just before sources blvd...

What do you guys think of my profile picture ?

( I have nothing better to do and I dont have anything intelligent to say right now so just play along )

Hey, I've played D&D growing up. I admit it.
But this guy has taken to a level that I had no idea existed !

He had it coming: " I'm wearing mighty boots of escaping..." what a fag !!!

if worse comes to worst, sure why not ...
anyone got any weed ?

Yeah straightforward and to the point is best I
guess.

It just sucks that I'm going to have to deal with the waterworks and the guilt trip *sigh*.

After this, im staying single for a very loooooonnnng time. I might even fuck off and move to TO for a couple years ...

hahahahahaha!!!


i found the original Squarepants funny ! This is priceless !!

Thanks dude !

funny you should mention Toronto...
I'm itching to move there just to get away from things down here...

get rid of my girlfriend?

She's nice and all but I don't think it's working out. She's head over heels for me but I find my feelings for her withering.

I can't avoid seeing her everyday ... and if it happens that I don't, she trips out like it's the end of the world. I made some promises to her that I don't think I can keep anymore.

In all honesty, she's really getting on my nerves with her " Babe, can you massage me please ? "
every fucking nite... and the fact that she just assumes that I don't mind driving her everywhere...
AAARRRRRRGGGHHHH !!!

if not windows then what ?

Linux ? Mac Os ?

IM fed up of fucking computers !
No matter what I do, or try...
no matter how many anti-virus,spyware blockers, pop up blockers, firewalls and any anti malicious software i have, I still end up with viruses, spayware, annoying toolbars in my browser and all the general annpyances that accompany it all...

Im getting rid of my pc ... im gonna throw out of a moving car while rolling 200kph on the highway!

Computers are a plague ! They are nothing more than a form of control and a means for big corporations AHEM MICROSOFT AHEM to make money!

Im moving outta the city and im becoming a hermit... and once in a while ill ride into town on my donkey to check my email.

I farted

Freddy boy !!!

Yeah man, it is I!
Whats uuuuupppp!!!

Thanks to my buddy Hoover,
I have this great little piece of wisdom to offer you all.

It's a mix of Socrates, Plato, Confucius, Bob Marley and some other crackhead whose name I don't remember...

" Man who stand on toilet bowl is high on pot."

Feel free to offer some of your own wisdom

flight attendant: where are we going ?
Arnold: we are going shaappeeng!
*drives bulldozer through wall of an army surplus.

CLASSIC I TELL YA !!

to answer Amalgam's first comment
yes, I know "papara" means testicle in Greek.
I know this because I'm Greek myself.

And thanks for the little recipe on your own home made crystal... ummm .... ill try it sometime ...

But seriously, waking at 530 to show up for work at 7am really blows goats. I mean, I gotta be in bed by 10 the nite before. Bleh !
I have a headache, and I wish I was naked with my girlfriend right now *sigh*.

3 more hours to go ...

ok, so yeah and stuff

PS: since the word "papara" means testicle the modern greek language, I guess that makes me Darth Testicle. Call me what you will, I don't care. Gotta go take a dump.

Later

It's 7am and where am I ?
I'm at work !
Like, who does that ?
It should be illegal to get up this damn early !!

Someone, please, get me some wake-ups !

How come noone ever told about this place before !! People, welcome me for I am one of your own !