ya right, they have cars in Mexico!! nice try guys, what do you think I am, born yesterday and shiiit? pretty soon you'll try to tell me that TVs too or something! whatever!!!

!onelove

word. tell me about it. we'll just have to airlift the entire club over into the plateau. that shouldn't take too long. hmmm. couple 'a helicopters and some dynamite, maybe 12-15 hours work.... word. or you could just take a fucKING METRO! oh sorry. plus it's right between the hens and dan's place, right? anyhoodad, hope to see ya.
word.

*cluckcluck*

Online tonight. [ www.club246.com ] 10PM to midnight

with DJs Sarcastic Kidstatik Toltech Kilobyte and Freebass. featuring unreleased tracks by the Underground Shadow aka Kidstatik and Sarcastic aka DJ Tweaks aka The Bolivian Brain Tumour. MC Nter in the house.

highball with the devil -les claypool and the holy mackerel

a) how is this a silly game?

b) perhaps rave-hater haters are superficial. in fact, perhaps bag haters are superficial also.

c) this whole thread serves as an accurate microcosm of the absolute stupidness of this fucking gay message board of late. why do you fucktards squander the precious minutes of your lives insulting each other over the fucking interweb?

d) on that note, I'm fucking outta here and shit.

last time I was at Sona, they forcefully removed my hat apparatus from my head unit.

dirty bag of hate. learn how to beat-match. bitch

STOP THE FUCKING HATE, BITCH!!!

Mr. Cab Driver won't you stop to let me in
Mr. Cab Driver don't you like my kind of skin
Mr. Cab Driver you're never gonna win

Mr. Cab Driver won't stop to pick me up
Mr. Cab Driver I might need some help
Mr. Cab Driver only thinks about himself

Mr. Cab Driver
Mr. Cab Driver

Mr. Cab Driver don't like to way I look
He don't like dreads he thinks we're all crooks
Mr. Cab Driver reads too many story books

Mr. Cab Driver pass me up with eyes of fire
Mr. Cab Driver thinks we're all 165'ers
Mr. Cab Driver fuck you I'm a survivor

-Lenny "total fag" Kravitz

yay! smokin' SCHOOLGIRLS up in this shit!!!

new dj sarcastic mix online at
[ www.btownsound.com ]
surprisingly enough, the new "mongoloid" live mix can be found in the "mixes" section. banging badass ruffian-tek.

huh? they don't have cars in mexico, silly... if you work really hard and save your pesos, you're lucky if you can afford a bicycle. really rich people there have mopeds. most people ride around on donkeys like that dude in the coffee commercial. and anyways, black people steal cars!

!onelove

ya people I know there's a lot to do on thursdays.
but there's nowhere to go, at anytime, in this city, to hear sick underground tek either at a club, or for only 3 bucks. and our DJs come from diverse cultural backgrounds. for example, one of them is mexican.

If "idle hands to the devils' bidding", y'all are all on a fast train to hell.

and shit.

it's like he has two nasty walrus testicles growing out of his neck.
[ www. ] gross!

or better yet,

ya i dont have time to read 124 posts, but can you tell me the schedule seb? or when you are playing at least? thnx
peace

what's an irak? what is that? ... never heard of it, sorry

he's gonna mention you, Neoform, 'cause he's a FUCKING DUFUS!!!!

just wait until his next column... I bet Neoform'll be in it or some shit...

and you girls stop your goddamn lying, nobody's gonna believe you anyways!! I mean COME ON!!
what do you think we are, STUPID??? you actually think it's plausible that you're cool enough to be friends with steve lalla? that's ridiculous. plus he's probably like 15 years older than y'all. pah!

*bump* and shit. tonight.

Fried Ass Productions teams up with Level 4 to present a tek night in the heart of the ill downtown MTL. sportin' the mmmmaaaDDD beats of:

TOLTECH [alien crew. level 4]
SARCASTIC [level 4 productions]
KILOBYTE [level 4 productions]

rep it. show your love. !one love.
3 dolla' cover, 3 dolla' mix drinks,3 dolla' beers
at Amnesia, 1421 Bishop st.
support the underground shiiiiiit

Nter = The Walrus

a) why does amber think i'm scary? I don't get it? she's always nice to me when she sees me? elaborate...

b) needles don't skip that bad on thursdays and there's more people dancing (no offense, y'all know thurs. is the illest saphir night) -though they still skip on the regula'

c) jackie, sorry, I vaguely recall saying bye to Carlos near that couch and shit. You must've been sitting with... amber? I guess. Anyways, good job doin' some chauffering it's nice to have someone else take over.

d) redux. will probably go. me and 1619 are like *THIS* and shit.

PHOTOS!!! POST 'EM!!! I know somebody out there has some...

I find this all really painful. Not only was my mother a mormon, but she was murdered twelve years ago. around this time of year I think about her and feel very sad, and this shit reaally doesn't help. so have some respect. you never know who might be personally affected by your cruel attempts at humour.

Ya it was a cool night. Wish I had been there longer but the whole Tues/going out thing leaves me kinda unprepared... plus my insolent friend forced me to leave and go eat breakfast at Picasso. fuck. Mad needle skipping, word. Whattup with dat? Jackie, still never met you. Gordo, up in that shit. He was like the only guy on the dancefloor (along with the occasional burst of rapidfire footwork from my Jive Ass Radio canasian mofucka') amidst a sea of girlies. Now that's the sign of a good party. The ill melon was in the house. Good crowd, good peeps, do it again!!!

Starting January 14th, the Level 4 Productions crew will be throwing down 2 hours of tek at [ www.club246.com ] every Tuesday night from 10PM to 12AM, featuring L4P DJs Sarcastic, Toltech, Freebass, Kilobyte, Kidstatik, and Simon G.

Tuesday. 10PM to 12AM midnight. Your weekly dose of crunchy, abrasive ghetto bangers, digitized minimal bliss, and funkafied tekhouse stompers. We'll also do a little rundown of local events and happenings, review new releases and feature special guests, depending how we feel on any given Tuesday.

So check it out, rep it, and feel free to check out the entire site it's got piles of shows runnin' constantly.

!One Love

I dunno but they can't spell for shit. What the fuck is a "roomer"?

Ya someone hook up some photos and post 'em up somewhere. I vaguely remember a lot of cameras being around / as expected on NYE i guess.

it hurts my eyes maaaann...
otherwise alright. but its too small. good point you fit more on the screen. but it's too small for me. hurts my brain

best spelling EVAR!

how redundant would it be to write yay right now.
how lame would that be. how ill.

ya this is the ill support type shiiiiit
i will be there for sho'

do you guys have the mad note, by the way?
do we get the mad note?

i'll see y'all up in that shit
represent CC and all dat

!onelove

and so, in january 2003, the muppet olympics began in earnest. taking an early lead, dj neoform was quickly usurped by scotty p... what website-wielding proglodyte might enter the fray and perhaps reign victorious? only time will tell...

garlic potatoes

garlic

garlic sauce

I hate ben cause he puked all over my fucking apartment.

I love him cause...

ummm...

ummmm...

ummmmm...

ummmmmm....

aaahhhhh....

well. it's 8 oclock in the morning. after chilling at the ill ben's place for the last five hours, drinking a bunch of the poor mothafuckas beer and making enough noise to wake up all the old fuckers in his building, watching peeps wantonly roll up his tobacco, pass out on his furniture and consume a variety of his alcoholic beverages, i must say i love ben 'cause he's co-host of Better Than Jive-Ass Radio. that's where the ill shit goes down. We're talking pitch perfect folk and blues medleys, my friend, on a variety of subjects that tug at the heartstrings and hit home dead on.

Bender.

sucked live? i BEG YOUR PARDON... i'm not sure what the fucking hell you are referring to? is it possible that you are lost in the wrong thread? or perhaps you're simply making a reference that has skimmed overtop my entire cranium... please explain Deathwurst....