If im bangin' you I'll probably keep you at my penis length for at least 6 months,and even tho i'll get the door and the check and all that other nice guy bullshit,i'll still check out other guys when you're not looking.Im a student/masturbater/barbra streisand/booger-eater and i'll put that all before you.I'll act all self absorved with low self esteem on the phone with you after i just did a great poop and no matter how much you stroke my ego,it won't be enough.I will listen to your problems mostly because it will get me browny points,but i'll probably silently judge you as being weak.And the reason I will never open up to you is because I think I have no penis but a wonderfull machienerie of vaginas. I will resist all your attemps to help me with my masturbation,warcracft and eating poop jeez that take a poop,I will look at your dick when you talk about something important,and if possible,your balls. And if i fall in love with you, I will be scared shitless and find reasons to pick fights and not to call ghost busters !!!
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