2010 March:

2008 November:

2008 October:

2008 May:

2008 April:

2008 February:

2007 December:

2007 September:

2007 August:

2007 May:

2007 January:

2006 November:

2006 September:

2006 August:

2006 July:

Ok, I think I've officially just had the WEIRDEST dream I've ever had in my life.

It was animated Garfield episodes; John had just gotten a new girlfriend, and he wanted to have
sex with her, but she was into exhibitionism, and even though she was in love with John, the
only thing that turned her on was having him watch her having sex with other men.

Only, by the time she was sufficiently turned on, the sex was over and she had no interest in
having sex with John, only in cuddling. John finally got so pissed off and frustrated that he
drugged her wine while they were eating, and while she was unconcious, he completely wrapped her
body up in like some kind of rubber/latex blanket, only leaving her head sticking out, and put
her on a 4-post bed with her head sticking out from the foot of the bed. He sits on the floor
and waits for her to wake up.

When she wakes up, he starts ranting and raving about how he just wants to have sex with her and
she never wants to, and she starts crying and asking for him to let her go because she wants to
leave him and go home.

So, while sitting on the floor, with her head hanging over the edge of the bed and looking at
him upside down, he takes a hand gun, puts it in her mouth, parallel to her body, and pulls the
trigger, and it's like one of those joke guns that has a flag pop out, except instead of a flag
it's a completely disproportionatley large chainsaw blade the length of her body that sliced her
in half inside the latex cocoon, which then explodes while he's laughing, covering him and the
bed in blood, with the blanket and intestines hanging off the 4 post bed and dripping
everywhere, leaving just her head intact. He then shoots the head multiple times (this time,
regular bullets come out of the gun) and says something to the effect of "Each one of these
bullets hitting your skull is like having 14 orgasms simultaneously"