You Ever Get So Driven Up The Wall...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 3:01am |
 Coolness: 260 | / PORN EDIT /
Since seven pages was two much for Ben, let me simplify it in one paragraph. Long long ago, Dan steal from Noah and Ben pee on Noah's rep. Ben think Noah full of poo and is dum dum. Dan go to technodium and say "You all dum dum because you young, you not all up in the shizzat like me, who is ultra funky cool and re-sponsubal. Me Dan, me have re-sponsubalities. You losers." Me, me go to dan and say "You're fucking full of shit, if you're so responsible pay noah back the money he lent your alcoholic ass, hoser". Dan no like this. Dan get angry. Dan go "GRR! ME pay back before! You GAY. You DUM DUM because you say me not pay back. YOU DUM AND GAY!!" I know Dan lie so me say bad mean things to him. Ben don't like me being mean. Ben angry. Ben go GRR! Ben protects Dan and show us all how tough and macho Ben is. Grr Ben Tough! Grr grr. Now Dan, Dan really angry. Dan so angry Dan threaten to go "MONKEYPUNCH" face. Dan bad bad boy. And Ben who like pee on people when they not looking, Ben tell me how he ultra funky cool, and I not ultra funky cool, no I stupid. Only Ben and friends of Ben be ultra funky cool. All other people be stupid dum dum who are gay. Ben and Dan like to say word "gay dum dum" lot. I say to self, these weird hosers not worth it. Now, year pass. Ben on ravewave. Ben say stupid mean things to friends. Me here, me see this. Me decide to tell Ben to fuck off. Next time I'll stick to cavetalk, loser. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 3:26am |
| Coolness: 260 | Hey Ze'ev
Dude, i sent you an email but I haven't the faintest idea if you got it. You should add me to your icq list if you use it, my uin's 137587254. we'll grab a brew sometime, wax philosophy. :p And pat, you should come to! /edited/ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 6:57pm |
| Coolness: 52660 | holy fucking shit.
dude, it is time for you to turn off the computer, stand up, wash yourself, dress, walk out the door, and enter human society. if you want to joke around and have fun, and be slick amd smart and shit, yo, big up my nigga. but if you're a prat who's preoccupation with ancient internet spats develops into such an embarrassingly obsessive INSANITY of the BRAIN, i seriously ain't feelin' that shit. i've actually been hanging out with friends while trying to reach out and help you Check Your Head. they have been calling me nerd and shit, but i think it's worth it. i've shown them your INSANE 7 pages of response, mostly convoluted references to third parties and events i can only vaguely remember. they generally have been asking this: is this guy retarded? does this guy wear orange pants? what's with his obnoxiously archaic word-padding - ire, seldom, is this guy interest in communicating or just self-adulating? did this guy have an actual penis in his ass while writing this thesaurus-stupid convalutaretarded diatribe? ( this last question was a product of group-think, where it was put forward by the peanut gallery that you may have been suffering such physical discomfort (such as a penis in the bum would cause) that your reasoning processes were disrupted. ( the word convalutaretarded was invented in the process, and we all hope to propagate it into plateau slang asap. ) you are not a moral agent for others. you are not my morality police, nor have u been authorized to police anyone else's morality. your references to age, obscure internet fights with friends, and your pathetic admission of becoming emotionally riled by some stupid net shit, are all very disappointing. knowing how to spell big words dont make you smart. the part where you talk about the faces of god shit is so fucking wack, it is priceless. i ask you who you are, and you're talking some thinly veiled narcissist god-shit. wtf? you're like an open book of nerd-boy social dysfunction. my phone number is 514.806.9128, that's my cell. if you ever get the balls to call it, your heart will probably pound really hard and you will be ceized by fear of the unpredictable. embrace that feeling my friend, cause it's time for you to be a human fucking being, and not some pathetic internet sap who whines about the dumbest shit possible on the net. i'm sitting alone now, they're all in the other room, i feel pathetic for having spent minutes of my life on this. --------------- ok, loki came in the room and would like to address this statement: "If you act like an immature brat who knows everything, it's another thing - you're old enough to have a kid." ---- loki's question: are you saying that you are not old enough to have a kid? i mean, are you basically saying that you are a superior moral being because you haven't reached puberty yet? or do u not understand the co-relation between puberty and procreation? holy shit ben, you are a nerd, post this shit and get off the computer.sdzv |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 7:54pm |
| Coolness: 260 | well, first - I gave your cell a ring, your cell was off.
second - I'm not pissed off about some internet bullshit. I just don't fucken like the fact that a year ago your friend was running around lying through his teeth after he stole several hundred dollars from Noah and at the time you, being retarded, were pulling off alot of meanshit like spreading lies about him for your own demented reasons. Third - I jumped your case last week because you were pissing me off. I am nobodies moral police, but if you piss me off, I have the right to fucken say it. The fact is, I have a low threshold of tolerance with you because of the way you've treated my friends in the past. You piss me off. Anyways, why don't you and your little gang of snobby ass homophobic, too-hip-for-you, alcoholic, money stealing fuck ups go and burn your braincells doing whatever it is you do for jollies on saturday nights. I mean, why don't you go watch jackass or something. And by the way, you ignorant asshole, the story about the faces of god comes from a Hindu religious story. It's about how we're all part of a brotherhood and that we all have god in us. I was relating it to lighten up my post. That being said, you're still an asshole. Now I'm going shut the fuck up and pretend you don't exist since I don't think it's possible to reason with you, and you can go and live your life being a rat faced loser. Okay? sounds great. Namaste. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 8:48pm |
| Coolness: 52660 | SCIPIO, YOU ARE TRASH FOR EDITING SHIT I RESPONDED TO.
I DONT WANT TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU. YOU ARE TRASH. TRASH. NOT WORTH IT. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 8:52pm |
| Coolness: 260 | I thought it'd be easier for you to understand if it was in cavetalk?
Ooga booga and all that. Anyways, I'm supposed to not know you exist. So, i'll take my trashy self out of here and let you and your friends continue to act like little spoiled gangster yuppies. Scipio is OUT. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 8:54pm |
 Coolness: 200645 | i think he means YOU ARE DUM DUM
this is the best thread i've read in months. bye. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeldaissocool a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 9:03pm |
| Coolness: 47550 | Ben beat me up for going out with ex girlfriend |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:14pm |
| Coolness: 52660 | unpleasant vestiges of your past have a promiscuous way of aimlessly appearing along the living track of your waking life.
cold realtime signs of times when life's living left to love's languid disregard transforms a meaningful memory into an antiquated lesson. one could chose to hurt or hate or plot or fear or cry or fail to be, but this familiar litany is tired. in such tiredness one finds the illuminatingly calm dispassion of detached observance. seeing, hearing, feeling, crying, talking, being, are all subjective secrets of our unprovable existing. existing as ourselves, admitting that this could all be an illusion, empty and devoid of tangible meaning. but then knowing, screaming, placing, fundamentally feeling that unmistakable dopemine rush of understanding: that there is not completely nothing. to scream from tired tops of borish buildings in seedy montreal jibtek squats, to scream that the illusion is the something more than nothing that means that nothing is not everything. to scream yourself out, embedding and corelating in endlessly playful convolutions in order to idly bide by the absurdist call to arms, and legs, childish remarks meant to flaunt and flail in purposeful disregard. to not try or be or fail to be. not to do, not to do-not, not to listen to little green men from degobah, those fuckers never tell you the whole truth anyway. if you ever get in touch with time, tell him i want him to settle the debt. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:19pm |
| Coolness: 200645 | ooga booga? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zeldaissocool a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:23pm |
| Coolness: 47550 | copy/paste. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:29pm |
| Coolness: 52660 | and to be.
TO BE. to boldly assert your being. your existence throough your will, ground the will to assert your existence, your self. TO BE. to not forget and leave forgotten but to mind who you are and are continuing to be. TO BE. to be real to no others, save the other side of your self's dichotomous mystery. TO BE. be mutherfucker. cause mutherfucker, i know how you be. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:41pm |
| Coolness: 52660 | copy cops came today and the paste police followed, and the litigious nature of bitter banter copies it's ugly head again.
doubt does damn dumb one's from perceiving palpable prophecies, tangible only in the deluded tangent pasted all over nothing. paste the copy on her face, and copy that face into another place of cold freezebeing, and copy this existential malaise onto your harddrive of behavioral confomity. drop into the mix, bitch, cause killing arab's on beaches aint so cool, camut was a fucking fraud, sartre was god. being and nothingness can fuck you up. so copy and paste and you can erase the reality of words spreading their wings of meaning after composing has left cooling embers of flaming thought left unthunk again. to copy and paste and open and close, minds and hearts fall into one. windows reported a fault in my perception of Kant's numenal notions of now's saliently persistent existing, and the contents of my clipboard have been corrupted. and now i simply paste a broken thought of imperfect mind's mundane heart. no more copy, only paste and paste and paste. pasting dysfunction on meaning and parting from being and being tired of the lack of being. the good tiredness of dispassion and observance. and to understand and smile and be and know, and to learn. to learn the lesson and not think the lesson's over. if you talk to space, tell her things are over now. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 10:52pm |
| Coolness: 200645 | ooga booga? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 11:00pm |
| Coolness: 200645 | hummingbird:Ben, stop showcasing your ability to sound intelligent*, and act like the intelligent person that you are.
Knowledge, is a good thing to have, maturity (The act of acting like a grownup/intelligent person) is a necessity. don't you think? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop a répondu le Sat 9 Nov, 2002 @ 11:01pm |
| Coolness: 200645 | *
Synonyms: intelligent, bright, brilliant, knowing, quick-witted, smart, intellectual These adjectives mean having or showing mental keenness. Intelligent usually implies the ability to cope with new problems and to use the power of reasoning and inference effectively: The intelligent math students excelled in calculus. Bright implies quickness or ease in learning: The bright child learned the alphabet quickly. Brilliant suggests unusually impressive mental acuteness: “The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end” (Max Beerbohm). Knowing implies the possession of knowledge, information, or understanding: Knowing collectors bought all the auctioned paintings. Quick-witted suggests mental alertness and prompt response: The quick-witted emergency medical staff averted a tragedy. Smart refers to quick intelligence and often a ready capability for taking care of one's own interests: Smart lawyers can effectively manipulate juries. Intellectual implies the capacity to grasp difficult or abstract concepts: Dinner at the philosopher's house was noted for its intellectual conversations. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sun 10 Nov, 2002 @ 12:04am |
| Coolness: 52660 | :: not sounding smart ::
sounding smart, is failing smart, is being less than smart. being smart, the trying part, is what was failed to do. to not be smart, but sound the part, is not what is for you. to hold and think and be *real* smart, is what is good and true. make sure to rhyme, to not sound smart, and rhyme in 'mountain dew'. to drink your diet coke, and smoke, and act like you have a clue. Mise À Jour » Dark_Angel_2 a écrit sur Sat 19 Aug, 2006 @ 6:33pm im cravin for an all-beef hot diggity dog right about now!!! quess its time for me to go on one of my food quests...not shure, ottawa or plattsburgh.... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sun 10 Nov, 2002 @ 12:12am |
| Coolness: 52660 | Synonyms i feed upon, i've given you your stew.
a stew thick with meaning passioned across from me to you. intelligent semantics break a subtle zen-like trance. bright like a fading star's colorless fatigue burning its flat image across my empty sky, a sky emptied by a remorseless baroness of hate. brilliant like time's sun setting on assessements made and lost. knowing now that knowing is a job that's never done. quick-witted in the way that i can win what can't be won. smart i have to try, to stop just sounding like. be real smart, and smart real be, i've got act like you tell me. intellectual is what it is to try and be me. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sun 10 Nov, 2002 @ 12:40am |
| Coolness: 52660 | and fuck those who give in to what it is to not-be.
TO BE. is fucking real my friend, come on NOW JUST BE. give up the tired guide, throw off the stupid leash. assert your YOU, BE BE BE, fuck that stupid niche. fucking BE mutherfucker, BE mutherfucker, BE mutherfucker, BE. the time is now and now is time in space what i can't find, lost in losing is where i find myself myself again again again. and i give myself myself a test of grievances passed and failed, and then again again i say again we go again. again again myself myself, i found i lost i was. again again myself myself, the losing finding lost its charm, i find myself a loss. lost in me is my part of you which is part of me but will be again, its true, i embedded brilliant wordplay with my lyrical crappy-poo. you treat this situation as my cross alone to bare. but what jesus did, and what he hid, i dont really fucking care. if you want to speak aloud, and profess your Self to be what you are making yourself seem to be, this disgusting plea for belief in what is, it is what not be - and so i will simply flow my words to those who feel feeling's form fixed upon their heart. be those that thought thinking thousands of theological theories in and out of existence with the sudden will won of wanting TO BE was a feat worth mentioning at times of wordflow bliss. and mentioned mentions of mitigated migrations of humble hate into such tired trials of my Self. and that is when i think it might be time to stop. sometimes, it's just time to stop. Mise À Jour » Nuclear a écrit sur Fri 25 Aug, 2006 @ 1:42am - I think it should be one sentence at a time. :) But not my thread :) Mise À Jour » AlienZeD a écrit sur Fri 25 Aug, 2006 @ 5:05am I was aiming my thread at the whole ADD crowd who can't write full sentences... like me !
anyway, no punctuation required! Read the story however you want. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mindset a répondu le Sun 10 Nov, 2002 @ 12:57am |
| Coolness: 52660 | and smile.
to be, to smile. to welcome yourself back to being yourself. to share yourself and your being in conscious observance of the reality envelopping you in a soft blanket of subjective perception patiently passing patterns of peaceful purpose into the center of me. what is the epistemological implication of metaphysics? i asked. how can a theory of knowledge be built around that which cannot be known? is it really a fucking circle, or was that a trained three-year-old serving martinis with a side of philosophical insight a la tweakin' bertrand russel. to sound smart and foolish and absurd again. absurdly brushing strokes of nonsense upon an open canvas of peppered electrons sustained and irreverently suspended in our shared digital ether. is it absurd to be absurd when absurdity knocks. you cant knock absurdity. but can you absurdly knock? embarrassment becomes absurd itself, and absurdity a shield. i dont need to kringe, and hide, and cower, and fear things said. fuck that yo, fuck that yo, fuck it, stupid kids. |
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