The Official Ravewave Bootycall Thread !
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 1:46am |
 Coolness: 339805 | no |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 8:27am |
 Coolness: 121580 | sure why not? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 8:28am |
| Coolness: 121580 | oh and i change #3- i don't like cell fone people |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MariJane a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 9:20am |
 Coolness: 54505 | BAHHHHH.....i havent check out this place in a while...... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 1:02pm |
 Coolness: 194165 |  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 2:23pm |
| Coolness: 339805 | oh yeah?
well..  |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE a répondu le Mon 22 Mar, 2004 @ 5:03pm |
 Coolness: 60980 | so how many applicants in total ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix a répondu le Tue 23 Mar, 2004 @ 4:13pm |
 Coolness: 81830 | It would seem to be a reasonable contract with the exception of #8... "shmoopy shmoopy" is simply asking too much |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Tue 23 Mar, 2004 @ 4:14pm |
| Coolness: 339805 | cept for that condom bit. thems for sailors baby. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 12:27am |
 Coolness: 69115 | Originally posted by LITTLE SARAH...
Little Sarah's agreement This commited relationship agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __23rd__day of __March__, 2004, between __Myself__and__You__. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. You MUST sleep over- even if you're not tired, you have to cuddle with me and pretend you're sleeping. 2. Surprise me whenever you want. for brekkie, dinner, or whenever you can't imagine yourself living without me for another second (which should be freqently). 3. Have a cell fone so i could make sure you're okay, and call me wherever you go. If you don't see me that day, a 2 hour phone call is assumed. 4. Only "romancing" and "being tender" is allowed. 5. Sharing emotions is absolutely essential. 6. Plans are only unnecessary if you're surprising me, otherwise, i want to know when i'm going to get to see you. 7. All gifts accepted - flowers and diamonds are always good. 8. i rove baby talk, and so do you, don't you shmoopy shmoopy? 9. Asking you for comparisons with former lovers is completely unnecessary because i know you've been waiting for me. 10. As far as you're concerned- we're very much in love, and you can call me anything you want "your special woman", "girlfriend", and always remind other people that you have me. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex will never happen. Upon this event castration will occur. 12. We can each have a drawer at each other's house, just so that there'll always be variety and for the next time one of us stays over. 13. Falling asleep right after beign tender is okay because i know you'll have sweet dreams afterwards. 14. Asking whether romancing was enjoyed is uneccesary becasue it is assumed when you are in love. 15. I don't have a car, but you can borrow anything you want. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My beautiful wonderful sweet girlfriend." 17. Just cuddling is sometimes the best. 18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home. (i can't really change that one) 19. I have fruit juice in the fridge if you're thirsty :) 20. I'm not selfish, you can use my telephone anytime you need it, shmoopy. 21. If going to a hotel room, you are taking me out on a romantic evening, and it will not be less than a 5* hotel, and you're only paying because you really want to :D. 22. Don't bring any of your friends with you (i just don't like them). * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS: The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the COMMITED RELATIONSHIP LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature__M.D.C._____ Date: __March 23rd 2004__ Participating Party Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________ Now I remember why this thread was so funny... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Regimental a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 3:39pm |
| Coolness: 40270 | i dont know if that is disturbing or cute....
im leaning towards cute.... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 4:02pm |
| Coolness: 339805 | disturbing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 4:41pm |
| Coolness: 194165 | very disturbing. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 4:47pm |
 Coolness: 685730 | wtf is a shmoopy? Sounds like someone is giving cute nicknames to their genital warts! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:07pm |
| Coolness: 121580 | lol- i don't say shmoopy- (it was from seinfeld), but i can't deny 'funny bunny'.
zeev- i think you got it- he's my ideal cute wittle man bunny! find me one of those and i'll cuddle it forever and ever and ever *tickles its belly* and for the record condoms are non-negotiable, i don't want to get genital warts that i can nickname. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:11pm |
| Coolness: 685730 | hahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Zz.ee.vV a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:25pm |
| Coolness: 194165 | *sigh* that "cuddle... forever and ever and ever " line gives me the shivers every time... scary. like, chucky scary. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:35pm |
| Coolness: 121580 | *lol* you just just i cuddled you and tickled-wickled your wittle belly-welly... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:35pm |
| Coolness: 60980 | hmm i've got a cheesy teddy bear that u can have. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah a répondu le Wed 24 Mar, 2004 @ 7:36pm |
| Coolness: 121580 | i like cheesy teddy bears, there's almost no room left on my bed for me i have so many (almost all from boys too) |
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