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Yo' Moma!
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| Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it." |
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| Yo' momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. |
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| Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! |
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| yo momma so fat she got two area codes |
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| yo momma so ugly dogs sniffed her face. |
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| Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. |
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| yo momma so fat, your father has to roll her in dough to find her hole |
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| Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
bahahaha i luv dat one.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" |
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| Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone |
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| Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life. |
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| this one's close to my heart :b
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border! |
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| Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. |
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| Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. |
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| Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party! |
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| Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. |
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| Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. |
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| Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. |
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| this one's fo' da misses
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
oooooh girl...:b |
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| Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! |
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| Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!! |
Yo' Moma!
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