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Yo' Moma!
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| Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving." |
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| Yo Momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! |
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| Yo Momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!" |
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| Yo Momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. |
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| Yo Momma is so poor when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps. |
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| Yo Momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." |
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| Yo Momma so poor she drives a peanut. |
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| Yo momma so poor people talk to her in Russian. (no offence to the Russian speaking peeps but Mexican is not a language :b) |
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| Yo Momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
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| Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus. |
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| Yo Momma so poor you put RoundUp on the weeds and she said, "There goes breakfast, lunch, and dinner!" |
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| Yo Momma so poor you asked her where the facilities were, and she said, "Pick a corner, any corner." |
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Coolness: 61955
| Yo momma raised a kid with too much time on his hands! |
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| my momma didn't raise me :( |
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| Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dolar bill and left 4 quarters. |
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| Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower. |
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| Yo Momma so poor she can't afford the o or the r.......she's just po' |
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| Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop! |
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| Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet! |
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| Yo mamma so poor, she lives in a two story dorito bag! |
Yo' Moma!
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