Drugs And The Border
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Wed 18 Jun, 2003 @ 11:19am |
 Coolness: 471945 | Stoned squirrels in yo' garden ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Wed 18 Jun, 2003 @ 12:18pm |
 Coolness: 71390 | hahahaha its a nice image :D |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Wed 18 Jun, 2003 @ 12:37pm |
| Coolness: 471945 | Yo avatar's a nice image too Pooky ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MrGlowSticks a répondu le Fri 4 Jul, 2003 @ 3:20pm |
 Coolness: 38320 | Well that's a touchy situation ...
Personally, I've only smuggled 1 joint across the border, but when I hear of peopple getting 10-15 years of jail + extradition to the US for 7g of weed, and I read in the papers that the border guards are being over-zealous ... I'd think twice before trying to smuggle anything into that country (which is beginning to look like a Policed State) But if you are adventurous enough (or desperate) to try it anyways then I might as well impart my limited knowledge to you ;) #1 Go to the big green building just east of the Jacques-Cartier Bridge and go through security and tell them that you wish to apply for your "Security Permit". This permit is basically proof that you have no criminal record ... (in the last 5 years) Security guards, Police, RCMP, Border guards, anyone who is given any authority in this province needs one of those, so it's a good thing to have while crossing the border. You just give it to the border guard along with your Driver's Liscence and Birth Certificate medicare and/or Passport. #2 Be Honest ... completely honest ... "Are you bringing in any fruits, meats of vegetables into the US?" ... and the answer is ... "Yes, officer, We braught 2 apples 2 pears and a turkey sandwitch each for the road ... is that ok ?" #3 Have your Drivers' liscence, medicare, passport, birth certificate and/or Security permit ready before you get to the border and just hand the guard a stack of cards ... this works well when there are 4 peopple in the car and he recieves an exagerated asortment of legitimate proof of Canadian citizenship. #4 Keep this stuff on you at all times ... if they have to search you, they've allready taken your car apart and left the pieces on the floor of thier garage for you to re-assemble and you're fucked anyway. #5 I'm still thinking about #5 ... :) Well that's about it ... Mr.GlowSticks |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eLDee a répondu le Fri 4 Jul, 2003 @ 3:29pm |
 Coolness: 121055 | #5 go on a bus, that's it |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Fri 4 Jul, 2003 @ 3:41pm |
| Coolness: 471945 | He he nice one Eldee ! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» queen_B a répondu le Sun 6 Jul, 2003 @ 3:48pm |
 Coolness: 77565 | fucking squirels. all must die |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven a répondu le Mon 7 Jul, 2003 @ 10:40am |
| Coolness: 73980 | a guy i work with was saying he crammed his lsd, weed and pills into a filled shampoo bottle in an air tight plastic bag.
apparantly the soap disguises the odor from the dogs. how much of that is legit, i dunno. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ a répondu le Mon 7 Jul, 2003 @ 1:22pm |
| Coolness: 141505 | technically it's not legit
but neither are gaurd dogs i've been over the boarder with alot of herbs on several occasions...the most 14gs i've done it one busses and cars the one sketchy thing about busses...is alot of the time they'll bring dogs on...but then i discovered that border dogs are wack... i went to peak jay on a bus...and at the border they brought on the dog (you ever seen the one armed gaurd at theborder????) and i thought i was about to screw the pooch (heh) cause of the herb that i had plus my friends...plus before we got on the bus we had smoked too... the only thing that made me feel good was that my weed was in the overhead compartment unlike my friends whos was tucked into their board boots... the dog got too me and walked right by...but then stopped and started sniffing SOMETHING...then i heard someone say something but the gaurd jsut said...let the dog do his job...when i looked down...i saw the dog eating this kids sandwhich... going on a bus is definetly the smartest idea |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Thu 10 Jul, 2003 @ 1:30pm |
| Coolness: 471945 | -going on a bus is definetly the smartest idea-
Word !!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashtraygirl a répondu le Sun 13 Jul, 2003 @ 12:15am |
 Coolness: 89625 | hehe i once did E on the bus coming back from TO...
i didn't turn out well!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Mon 14 Jul, 2003 @ 11:37am |
| Coolness: 471945 | I did e @ work sometime ....
Turned out funny ... |
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