Are You A Sexaolick Acro ?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:47am |
 Coolness: 133035 | Quand une baleine éjacule elle déverse 400 gallons de sperme dans l'océan. |
| I'm feeling love 4 boxxy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:48am |
 Coolness: 265955 | Originally Posted By KUZUTETSU
Quand une baleine éjacule elle déverse 400 gallons de sperme dans l'océan. Voila pourquoi l'eau y est salee. |
| I'm feeling chicken flavour right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:48am |
| Coolness: 133035 | exactement! |
| I'm feeling love 4 boxxy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:50am |
| Coolness: 265955 | *high five*
;D |
| I'm feeling chicken flavour right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:51am |
| Coolness: 133035 | o(^_^)o les baleines sont crissement horny! |
| I'm feeling love 4 boxxy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DramaPolKa a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:59am |
 Coolness: 59415 | les baleinne sa rape des dauphins en utilisent des pieuvre comme preservatif |
| I'm feeling en republique dominicainne right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuzutetsu a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 2:15am |
| Coolness: 133035 | hahahaha |
| I'm feeling love 4 boxxy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 10:39am |
 Coolness: 76255 | … Heaven knows why I always think it’s a good idea, but in an effort to deal with my sexaholism, I’ve asked an unconscionable number of girls for sex via “the formal letter”.
Obviously, I haven’t had much luck. Infact, I'm pretty sure one girl even contacted the police about a suspected “stalker”. And another potential bed-buddy interpreted my letter as an intention to sleep with her Mother (which it was). Anyway… this one time I was jonesin for sex from a girl named Ashley and since I really liked her, I swore things would be different this time. I knew she was bookish and a big fan of Black Beauty, so I painstakingly read swathes of Anna Sewell biographies. Next, I carefully composed a letter from Asheley's very own 'Black Beauty', expressing my longing and very subtly hinting that I'd like an equestrian-minded female to come and be my stable-mate. It was, if I might say so, a work of pure genius. … With trembling hands, I sealed the whole thing up in a powder-blue envelope, and casually sauntered around the corner to where Asheley lived. When I was 99.9% sure that no-one was home, I ran down the driveway, shoved the letter through the mail slot and then dashed away like a Parisian free runner. I sat at home and pined for three days. Every fuck song on Music Plus was devoted, in my mind, to Asheley. I used to lean on the windowsill, stare out and shed tiny tears as I wondered what she was doing. Was she undergoing the same agonies I was? Did she have the same problem with sexaholism as I do? Then one day bright and early, when I walked out to get the morning paper… Ohmigod! My heart literally leapt. There's no feeling like it when you feel your chest push you up with the excitement of possibly getting some. I could barely breathe. I whisked the envelope up to my bedroom, inhaled deeply of the perfume that coated the letter and - oh so carefully - slit the envelope open. What Asheley had written turned me upside-down. I've kept it secret ever since, hidden from all future sex partners. But, every now and then, when I feel like I can't sink any lower, I sneak out this grubby bit of paper from my wallet and read through it a few times. It never fails to work. And I am sharing it, with [ rave.ca ] for the first ever time. What did she say to me? This: [ tinyurl.com ] |
| I'm feeling guard pony right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 11:47am |
 Coolness: 175440 |  |
| I'm feeling prsent right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 12:16pm |
| Coolness: 265955 | I love you, Pon. |
| I'm feeling chicken flavour right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 12:17pm |
 Coolness: 226275 | What she said. |
| I'm feeling ka-tet of one right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice a répondu le Wed 20 Jan, 2010 @ 1:10pm |
| Coolness: 76255 | *squeals* |
| I'm feeling guard pony right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DramaPolKa a répondu le Thu 21 Jan, 2010 @ 7:00pm |
| Coolness: 59415 | squrt. squrt. squrteurl. the female cumshot pokemon. Mise À Jour » DramaPolKa a écrit sur Thu 21 Jan, 2010 @ 7:17pm ouin jetait o dep quand jai vue le front page du photo police , yavait la question sur la front page qui etais. etes vous une acrot du sex? |
| I'm feeling en republique dominicainne right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» raisinlove a répondu le Thu 21 Jan, 2010 @ 11:47pm |
 Coolness: 62950 | hein? depuis quand ca parle de cul dans photo police? |
| I'm feeling subverting the world right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Fri 22 Jan, 2010 @ 7:46am |
 Coolness: 153005 | tu niaise? |
| I'm feeling fidgety right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DramaPolKa a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 8:54pm |
| Coolness: 59415 | mon journal preferer ..., CRIME ET PASSIONS ,,lol |
| I'm feeling en republique dominicainne right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agaguk a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 9:12pm |
 Coolness: 57405 | |
| I'm feeling le lovers right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» qwertyu a répondu le Fri 5 Feb, 2010 @ 11:25pm |
 Coolness: 72880 | I'm so not following these links |
| I'm feeling like a superhero right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agaguk a répondu le Sat 6 Feb, 2010 @ 4:48am |
| Coolness: 57405 | Originally Posted By LAURENT
I'm so not following these links Bon bon bon, depuis quand t'es prude twé? Pis y sont vraiment pas si pire que ça... Je sais cque tu fais dans ton temps libre, tapette.  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» WhiteLight a répondu le Sat 6 Feb, 2010 @ 10:36pm |
 Coolness: 50380 | Dude, you just killed my innocence with that picture... |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
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