Ha Ha Ha Funny...!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shells a répondu le Tue 1 Apr, 2003 @ 10:49pm |
 Coolness: 41200 | ok, so like, one of my friends e-mailed me this stupid hillarious joke:
A canadian man is having coffee & croissants with butter & jam at a Tim horton's, when an anerican man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The american snapped his gum & said, "you canadian folk eat the whole bread?" "of course." The american blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crustwe collect in a big container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The american had a smirk on his face. The canadian listened in silence. The american percisted: "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" The canadian replied, sighing:"of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the american said, "We don't, in the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada." The canadian asked," do you have sex in the States?" The american smiled & said, "Why of course we do." The canadian leaned closer to him & asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away of course.", said the american. Now it was the canadian's turn to smile. "We don't, in Canada we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States." I AM CANADIAN!!! -miche- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD a répondu le Tue 1 Apr, 2003 @ 10:54pm |
 Coolness: 85905 | Heheheh ~ SUCKAZ!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda a répondu le Tue 1 Apr, 2003 @ 10:58pm |
 Coolness: 160765 | she only sent it to me like 3 times!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shells a répondu le Tue 1 Apr, 2003 @ 11:59pm |
| Coolness: 41200 | yeahh, well, ummmmm, it's a good joke right?! other people than you amanda might want to hear it...
hi hi hi... i love it anyways.. -miche- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Wed 2 Apr, 2003 @ 2:10am |
 Coolness: 149035 | that IS funny... hahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 2 Apr, 2003 @ 5:46am |
 Coolness: 685810 | A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly. "Now take off my socks." He did. "Now take off my skirt." He did. "Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. Now," she said, "take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down and off. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes to town again, I'll fire you on the spot." |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Wed 2 Apr, 2003 @ 12:39pm |
| Coolness: 149035 | HAHAHAHHAHA!!! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shells a répondu le Wed 2 Apr, 2003 @ 1:37pm |
| Coolness: 41200 | HA HA HA !!!! what a good one!!!!
-miche- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kitkat a répondu le Wed 2 Apr, 2003 @ 2:39pm |
 Coolness: 71470 | hihihihihihihihihi tis a good one fuuuuuuny
tihihi... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shells a répondu le Thu 3 Apr, 2003 @ 4:06pm |
| Coolness: 41200 | ok, so here is an other one...
************** The Canadians are going to help America with the war on Iraq.They have pledged 2 of their biggest battle ships, 6 000 ground troops and 6 fighter jets. Unfortunately, after the exchange rate conversion, we ended up with 2 canoes, 1 Mountie and some flying squirrels !! ************** eh he he he, it's not hat funny, kinda disses us canadians, but it still has potential... -miche- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 6:35pm |
| Coolness: 685810 | People are going to hate me for this, but I'm used to it.
***** A guy is hiking through the woods. He comes across a little boy sitting on a log crying his eyes out. "What is wrong little boy?" he asks. "It's my Mom and Dad," he wimpers. "They took me camping out here, but they started to argue and fight. Then they were pushing each other and they both fell off of that cliff over there! Now I don't know what to do!" The man shakes his head, unzips his pants and says: "This just ain't your day, is it kid?" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 6:37pm |
 Coolness: 299545 | bahahaha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Continuum a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 6:40pm |
 Coolness: 44445 | HAHAHA, GO! CANADA GO! WOOOOOOOO!!!! #1 |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shells a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 7:38pm |
| Coolness: 41200 | LOL!!!.........
wow, ummmmmmm spookay, what a suprise ending... didn't see that one coming.. -miche- |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 10:22pm |
| Coolness: 685810 | A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone you religious nuts! "yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 10:39pm |
| Coolness: 149035 | dude yuoure sick... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 10:46pm |
| Coolness: 685810 | Thankyou. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 10:47pm |
| Coolness: 149035 | no problem
*sticke penis in fourth graders ear* |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 10:52pm |
| Coolness: 685810 | Wow, it *IS* friday already! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive a répondu le Fri 4 Apr, 2003 @ 11:34pm |
| Coolness: 64125 | k, this one's pretty lame but whatevah.......
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00 ... on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully said .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..."Clean my house." |
Ha Ha Ha Funny...!!!!
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