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| ailleur is fun! fun is #1! |
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| That's news to me.. Then again, I'm pretty much horny 24/7. My ex dropped out of Dawson so that we could spend all day fucking. Literally, all day.
10mins to make a sandwich, the occasional break to get a drink, and a shower or two durring which we'd end up fucking.
And when she'd go back home, that just meant it was porn and jerkin' time.
Ain't no way I'm ever gonna get tired of fuckin' |
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| you dont really need to stick it anywhere to have a good sexual experience. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD BUT REALLY, SEX IS PRETTY MUCH ALL WE'RE REALLY BUILT FOR. HUMANS ARE BORN TO HAVE SEX AND CREATE MORE HUMANS SO THAT THE SPECIES DOESN'T DIE OUT. IF WE ALL STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX AND STOP GIVING INTO OUR URGES TO WORK OR DO OTHER STUFF, THEN WE'RE GONNA GO EXTINCT.
You know what, seriously, maybe we should stop making babies, just for a few years. Damn it, we are way too many on this eart and it is unfortunately not filled with brilliant geniuses, but the opposite.. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD THAT'S NEWS TO ME.. THEN AGAIN, I'M PRETTY MUCH HORNY 24/7. MY EX DROPPED OUT OF DAWSON SO THAT WE COULD SPEND ALL DAY FUCKING. LITERALLY, ALL DAY. 10MINS TO MAKE A SANDWICH, THE OCCASIONAL BREAK TO GET A DRINK, AND A SHOWER OR TWO DURRING WHICH WE'D END UP FUCKING. AND WHEN SHE'D GO BACK HOME, THAT JUST MEANT IT WAS PORN AND JERKIN' TIME. AIN'T NO WAY I'M EVER GONNA GET TIRED OF FUCKIN'
0_o wow!!!
maybe I should quit my day job......
but then we would be fucking in the streets .....
mmmmm I got to think here !Mise À Jour » Shindy a écrit sur Thu 24 Apr, 2008 @ 4:13pm that's just a joke people :p |
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| the cops are protecting all the retards, |
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| *groan* |
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| I'm feeling i drink a guru every right now.. |
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| back on track |
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| everyone is answering mad quick,so i'll go off topic,,i just took a huge steamboat of a poop. |
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| sounds interesting Regimental..may I know more ? |
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| I'm feeling san fransisco right now.. |
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| about my poop or the not stickin it anywhere thing |
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| You know what, seriously, maybe we should stop making babies, just for a few years. Damn it, we are way too many on this eart and it is unfortunately not filled with brilliant geniuses, but the opposite..
See, the problem with that is things like science, health care, doctors.. When you break it down, all we are is animals that can build fancier things than a nest. We're suppoesd to be going on through survival of the fittest, which leads to evolution.
All those people who do stupid shit like Jackass, people who drive drunk and get into a car accident, people with deadly diseases, they're all SUPOSED to die, so that the strong and inteligent can survive. But religion stepped in and decided that everyone should be given a "chance", that you should help those who can't help themselves, and THAT'S what leads to a society full of stupid rednecks like Pierrot. |
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| STANDS UP AND CLAPS" |
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| again..I second that !
oh and Regimental...the poop of course...cmon ! |
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| Surprisingly enough, I agree |
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| screwhead for prez. |
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| only if he watches me poo |
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| see, when I usually bring that up, I get called a nazi like hitler was.. But really, science and technology are what's fucked up our lives and our planet. If we would stop saving every premature birth, if we would let people who have terminal illnesses die untreated like they're suposed to, if we would stop removing 400lbs tumors from fat-fuck rednechs that have literally FUESD to their sofa or toilet bowl, we WOULD have a society with less stupid people.
And look at our life expectancy now (this is the part when people start accusing me of being a pedophile); up untill the 1900s, life expectancy was what, 40 years old? Occasionaly you'd get people that lived to 50, 60 or 70 years old, but they were very rare and few and far between. Puberty happens at 11-12 years old for a REASON; we're SUPOSED to reproduce, because we aren't suposed to live very long, and still have to spend SOME time raising our child, because we'll be dead by 35-40 years old. But, religion came in and created "morals" and made our natural impulses and survival mechanisms that are built into our DNA "sins" so that they could make money.
Humans aren't supposed to go to the moon. Humans aren't supposed to play sports (and if you know your history, sports/the olympics were just a thing created to distract the people from the atrocities of the roman empire, much like our modern olympics, hockey, basketball, reality TV, CSI and the Discovery Chanel are all there to keep you from looking at what the fuck is REALLY going on around you. Mise À Jour » Screwhead a écrit sur Thu 24 Apr, 2008 @ 4:39pm also, pardon my semi-incoherent rambling and occasional spelling mistake; I've been awake for 27 hours, my intestines are acting up so I can't really fall asleep and took some pretty strong painkiller/anti-spazm pills, and my arthritis is acting up so I also took tylenol. It seems that all of these factors combined have gotten my mildly high. |
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| you should smoke herb,i know you cant ,but it would calm the nausea,smoke really shitty weed so you dont get paro yo, |
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| it's not nausea that's the problem. anything that stimulates my nervous system too much sends me into panic attacks, and that triggers my intestines, which makes me panic more.. I'm really on the borderline right now of total freakout 'cause of my intestines, the arthritis pain, and the high from the meds.
fuckin' sucks. |
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