Creative Nonsense
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 3:03pm |
 Coolness: 208755 | I've seen lot's of it in these threads. Well here's a thread of nothing BUT. Just post the most creative nonsense that comes out of your brain. Who cares if it's retarded? You can always blame the drugs, your parents or the uncle that used to molest you. |
| I'm feeling ga ga goo goo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuroi_Usagi a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 7:48pm |
 Coolness: 37855 | I'll go for the fact that I'm suposed to have a nail pinned through my belly ^^ |
| I'm feeling what-ever ... right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 8:03pm |
 Coolness: 122285 | my crabs are beginning to all get unionized for better working conditions |
| I'm feeling midget luvinz right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 8:22pm |
| Coolness: 208755 | Kick a squirrel in the nuts but never yank a donkey's tail. |
| I'm feeling ga ga goo goo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 8:25pm |
 Coolness: 685565 | You know writing these things isn't as easy as you think..
First of all you have your general mental blocks. Then you have to decide if you really want to divulge that certain information you do come up with in the middle of the night during a steaming wet dream involving your mom and some dwarfs in neon G-strings tying you up and smearing Crisco all over your member while you scream and shout in total frustration as they dangle you over a vat of hot cat vomit and fermented mulch which is giving the high of your life and you are seeing visions of screaming luscious miniature horny toads croaking and leaping and you feel your scrotum tense up and your head is getting larger expanding with a throb here and there and everywhere and your mom laughs and pretty soon it starts raining cheesecake, puffballs, and gumdrops and all the dwarfs turn into giants and start yelling 'he hi ho hum where is my toilet gum?' and you know where it is, it's in your pocket right by your pant-a-brator 2000 but you are saving it and hope they don't find it but pretty soon you realize it just is not Thursday anymore... |
| I'm feeling warcracktastic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Sun 10 Jun, 2007 @ 8:33pm |
| Coolness: 208755 | ...you passed out on the sidewalk outside of the saphir and now it's Friday morning. |
| I'm feeling ga ga goo goo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kuroi_Usagi a répondu le Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 12:22am |
| Coolness: 37855 | memories ... oh .. no .. it was saturday morning not friday ... oups o.0 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 11:13am |
 Coolness: 178620 | nonsense story:
I like telephones. They are so cute! They just walk and talk and chalk all over me. And I like it, just as I like to bite stuffs like the Pale Black Skittle (who is NOT grey) and who lives under the sea in a big nest of algae and goo with seahorses that give him a lift when he wants to join the party at the center of Void. Because everyone wants to join the party at the center of Void. Void is cool, there are lots of non-stuffs there. Just like our raves, but more intense and wild and more dimensional. Music there is probably hyper and infrasonic, with waves of blue lights and gamma. Lots of gamma. Then there are little blobs with 3 eyes that float in cloudy skies of unknown planets with teeth. And eyes. Coming out of anuses. That look like Montreal. But that's nothing compared to the Allmighty Cone of Space that is orange and fun to bite too. Because it is mou, like human skin. And I'm eating soybeans and they're tasty like a piece of nutmeat. Fun to lick too. All the spices come out, and all there is inside is a little human trapped in a plastic shell that scream and laugh in agony as I eat them because they're in my soybeans, idiots!!!! WTF were they doing there? Huh? Evil humans. All their fault. Kill them all. Like squirrels, who are planning a conspiracy to dominate the world! But they can't dominate everything because hydrothermal vents are too hot for them. They'd have to build tin suit where they could boil inside. Then we'd eat them, boiled squirrels in tin can are like fish cooked in aluminium wrap. Excellent. Moral of this story: Keep of the grass you damn kids!!! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 12:07pm |
 Coolness: 158210 | Originally Posted By AERIAL_RAVER
nonsense story: I like telephones. They are so cute! They just walk and talk and chalk all over me. And I like it, just as I like to bite stuffs like the Pale Black Skittle (who is NOT grey) and who lives under the sea in a big nest of algae and goo with seahorses that give him a lift when he wants to join the party at the center of Void. Because everyone wants to join the party at the center of Void. Void is cool, there are lots of non-stuffs there. Just like our raves, but more intense and wild and more dimensional. Music there is probably hyper and infrasonic, with waves of blue lights and gamma. Lots of gamma. Then there are little blobs with 3 eyes that float in cloudy skies of unknown planets with teeth. And eyes. Coming out of anuses. That look like Montreal. But that's nothing compared to the Allmighty Cone of Space that is orange and fun to bite too. Because it is mou, like human skin. And I'm eating soybeans and they're tasty like a piece of nutmeat. Fun to lick too. All the spices come out, and all there is inside is a little human trapped in a plastic shell that scream and laugh in agony as I eat them because they're in my soybeans, idiots!!!! WTF were they doing there? Huh? Evil humans. All their fault. Kill them all. Like squirrels, who are planning a conspiracy to dominate the world! But they can't dominate everything because hydrothermal vents are too hot for them. They'd have to build tin suit where they could boil inside. Then we'd eat them, boiled squirrels in tin can are like fish cooked in aluminium wrap. Excellent. Moral of this story: Keep of the grass you damn kids!!! Again. You deserve the what cat.  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare a répondu le Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 5:20pm |
 Coolness: 81150 | okay, here we go:
the dark dragonman was cornered... the flame fiends were everywhere.... breaking.... destroying.... killing and eating all.... the Dark man had a special sword, one that could defeat these beasts... it had strange spiritual power. the Fiends were on him. soon he will be ripped to shreds unless he had a plan. a good plan. light came into the doorframe that he has been watching for a while now.... light from burning flame. he was ready. he thought. the fiends smelled him. it was over soon. but suddenly he was distracted. he looks down and the hilt of his sword is glowing blue. his hand starts to glow blue too. in a spilt second his entire body and ninja suit was glowing blue too. could this be it? the strange power of the sword? his body filled with energy. he felt electric. this sword is truely powerful! he looks up to see the fiends. they look mean. flaming with sharp red hot claws hanging close to the ground... they crowd into the hallway moving closer and closer to him. window curtains along the wall burn up as the fiends move. the power pulsing through the sword and into him was intense. on the edge of being overwhelming. but he held the sword strong and looked his enemies in the eyes as they came within the swords reach... FLASH!!! white light blinded him and for a moment he thought he was dead. but the light started to fade and when he blinked and looked he was astonished by what he saw. the fiends were still there. but they weren't moving. he looks closely at the hilt of the stolen sword. above the handle is the symbol of the hourglass. heh, rock on man... he swung the sword at the first fiend and the sword passed through like a whip through air. he went down the hall swinging the sword at each demon while making sure he got them in fatal places. when he was done he turned around to see all the fiends come out of the time stop and crumble to the ground making a wide pile and smoking charcoal. Mise À Jour » Angeliknightmare a écrit sur Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 5:23pm [ www... ] at the end it should be a wide pile "of" smoking charcoal. |
| I'm feeling strongly balanced right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Mon 11 Jun, 2007 @ 5:20pm |
| Coolness: 178620 | ben quoi...
me loves nonsense.  Mise À Jour » cvxn a écrit sur Tue 12 Jun, 2007 @ 5:25pm Here I was, centered around a corner of schmu, thinking about past, present and future. Then, some blobs surrounded me. They were cute. Pinkish-blue. With big eyes. I caressed one and he became boyfriend. I was happy. Because there were 100 blobs. Mise À Jour » cvxn a écrit sur Tue 12 Jun, 2007 @ 5:32pm another nonsense story...
HELP! Wires are coming out of me! They want me to plug myself to the One Computer Of All Times That Eats Sandwiches While Processing Black Holes! But I don't want to... Even if black holes are fun. It's the sandwiches I don't trust. Too green. Maybe if they were blue? But I can't control sandwiches, they have their own lives, I must respect them. Sandwiches have rights too. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» pussyvamp a répondu le Tue 12 Jun, 2007 @ 8:18pm |
| Coolness: 208755 | How did your teeth get so blue? Was it cuz u ate a smurf pie? How many shingles must you bathe before the sun beams down too bright and burns the cow? Oh my, how these fish don't make sense any more!! |
| I'm feeling ga ga goo goo right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Tue 12 Jun, 2007 @ 8:22pm |
 Coolness: 226250 | Homo-erotic blue carrot blasted. Hellion comes! true! Do you mock moonish faces and sticky smiles? Rotted fresh and the stench of heavenly poop infested cola dwarves. I sit standing on this wooden rock. Laying on the sky and bleeding in the sand. Oh why. wHY wHY do try it so bad? Know flatulent bullfrog, eating venus by the creek.... |
| I'm feeling quite superior right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Tue 12 Jun, 2007 @ 11:33pm |
| Coolness: 158210 | And preached the above-mentioned one ", pozhe that, era what I come it that more moshchno, of which razreshayushch the crane of these sandals I incline myself amndt contained for except at the bottom and." I have christens with you with water; but christens with that one sanctifies spirit."" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 1:16am |
 Coolness: 294950 | he came from before the begining of the last first last, the thing he did was not mentionnable or only by the french name "accessoire" or thing to be precise in a contondrome of nakedness. |
| I'm feeling hitched right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 12:34pm |
| Coolness: 178620 | sucking on olives is great because the pepper come off and you chew.
But I've always wondered, is it real pepper? Or plastic biochemicals? Logically, we shouldn't be able to know, because pharmaceutics companies are evil and planning to destroy us all with needles and evil medics. They test stuffs on us without us knowing, and next thing you know your baby has 4 legs and is winning the Olympics 100-m Sprint. But then he dies because his heart was malfunctionning. Mutations never come alone... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 1:10pm |
| Coolness: 226250 | Somehwere in the deep recessed emotive cesspool or sugary cereals, covered with mint dropping ans whatnots, they alaways come in pair. If they do. and them sunny delighted gnomes perenial in their activities, subsist only in jell-o vats O'doom. Mind me, I'm an itch, an blessing to some, and a chocolate covered annoyance to others. I once yesterday sunny bless the zombies who's breath is of peppermint zits. I wish for hopelessness embroided with lust. And a side serving of nothing, for low calories stupidities, and spider webbes bob's learn to not speak so they could be ignored with flair.
all hail the noodles. Did you just grab my ass? |
| I'm feeling quite superior right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 4:36pm |
| Coolness: 178620 | L'autre jour j'ai creusé un trou dans mon bras et je suis allée en Chine.
Puis, j'ai vu de l'herbe super verte qui pelait et ça donnait de la barbe à papa. Sans sel. Mais les crevettes m'ont attaquées alors j'ai dû les kicker pour qu'elles s'évaporent et se transforment en nuages mangeables de crevettes. Puis, je suis allée dans un arbre à spagghetthi, mais il fallait pas, car en cette saison, les arbres à spagghetthi sont en guerre contre les arbres à cannellonis, qui sont plus forts mais moins nombreux. Ils shootent des boulettes de viande par leur cannellonis, et tout le monde sait que les arbres à spagghetthi DÉTESTENT les boulettes de viandes! C'est pour ça que quand on mange du spagghath avec des boulettes, ils sont morts... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DCRn a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 4:56pm |
| Coolness: 158210 | Hier, y m'est arrivé de quoi trop salade césar. Je m'était arraché un oeil, question de mieux manger ma valise a cinq soupapes quand le cave d'à côté avce sa bouche de métal a commencé a vomir sa propre face de façon perpétuelle. Y vidait tout ça dans le creux de son nombril et je savais que les dauphins ombilicaux allaient pas survivent donc j'y crie ben fort (2.25$ + taxe) que 3 et 3 font 15.
Telle ne fut pas me (surprise) surprise de te voir le nez du gars exploser en 32 saveurs! On a tous ris devant le copr ouvert du facteur de ma mère, parsemé de poils pubiens, dit polaires, du géant Ferré, faute d'avoir retrouvé le Père Noël depuis la disparition des trois petites filles qu'on avaient remplie d'asbestos la semaine passée, question de se faufiler aux douanes déguisés en canards chinois. Anyway, tout ca pour dire, tu me dois vingt piasses et si tu me le remets pas, demain matin j't'empoisonne a grands coups de résultats fiscaux d'une firm sans nom, coupable de vente trapezoidale. |
| I'm feeling zarathoistic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Wed 13 Jun, 2007 @ 6:35pm |
| Coolness: 226250 | the best blue to healthy dying fits in yellow forms of empty plentitude. Mass lonelyness grabs sliphold on mornings on vivdly dull starscapes. Simply because. Blue. Inricate web of geometrical madness intertwin with feelings of inadequacy. Fulmigation the void, fucking the moon till morning comes, tides of petals, wet with sands of disgust. So on and so forth, or back to the legion's ages. The ones who cannot wait because of massive catatony. The real. the wet and cold design of perpetual filth. Ridden with spots of holiness. Oh why. Wht the wahles trashes to "pop goes the world" in the years of resonable doubt. This is. Not. Maybe th end of deregetory fashion statement. ask the owls.they should ignore the face of ewrath in the cleansiness of her flabby flaps.
oh yes, You ARE grabbing my ass. aren't you? |
| I'm feeling cannibalistic right now.. | |
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