Chuck Norris
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| Chuck Norris can eat a rubiks cube and shit it out solved.
Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called The Islands. |
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| I'm feeling bleh right now.. |
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| hahah! dreamy, isnt he |
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| I'm feeling three dimensional right now.. |
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| Totally!
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris. |
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| hehehe nice |
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| link
you *did* know about all that right? |
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| I'm feeling like a sexy beast right now.. |
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| I posted that link on my first post of this thread but it stopped working for some reason...
Thanks for finding it again! xP |
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| np ^^ |
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| I'm feeling like a sexy beast right now.. |
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| If Super and the Flash were to race to the end of the Universe, Chuck Norris would win. |
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| I'm feeling sprrrrrrrrrring right now.. |
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| Chuck Norris isn't afrade of the dark the dark is a frade of Chuck Norris
my fave 1 lol |
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| Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen. |
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| I'm feeling so degrassi 89 right now.. |
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| rape lol |
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|  *rapes* |
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| I'm feeling so degrassi 89 right now.. |
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|  *rapes back* |
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| Friends don't let friends fight Chuck Norris. |
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| I'm feeling my brain crack in 2 right now.. |
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| Chuck Norris does NOT vote for Pedro. |
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| WJAT ? ... |
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| I'm feeling gettin' tatooed right now.. |
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| YES!
Chuck Norris decides who wins the Oscar for 'Best Picture'. |
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| I'm feeling wednesday right now.. |
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| chuck noris makes the colonals chicken skin |
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| Noah was the only one Chuck Norris notified before he relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean. |
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| I'm feeling corn right now.. |
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