How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take On At Once?
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 4:16pm |
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The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. How many could you take on? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 4:24pm |
 Coolness: 339675 | 30 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FRANKB a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 4:37pm |
 Coolness: 103345 | 10 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 4:46pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» No_Comply a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 6:34pm |
 Coolness: 84945 | mmm 50? i may start gettin tired around then. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thehemeraproject a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 6:39pm |
 Coolness: 42760 | 22....
ok 23 |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 6:56pm |
 Coolness: 73095 | I took on 6 Chinese kids around 17-19 when I was drunk once...
But if all the little kids jumped me at once...it might be kinda hard to like fend em all off. Mind you I have a very good height advantage. If I'm allowed to wear ballprotecting underwear then I'll take atleast 15. If one of those kids just nails you once hard enough in the jewels your on the floor and it's over. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MolocH a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 6:59pm |
 Coolness: 226285 | Yeah, 10-15 seems reasonable, with proper nad-protection... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 6:59pm |
| Coolness: 339675 | Nah, you just have to keep running around in circles. If you can keep yourself away from any large groups you could take em out one at a time.
Problem is if you get more than 5 coming at you at once.. then o at least one is sure to latch on and start the pill up. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob a répondu le Fri 10 Nov, 2006 @ 7:05pm |
 Coolness: 282465 | What if some of them have knives, what then tough guye? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji a répondu le Sat 11 Nov, 2006 @ 11:45pm |
 Coolness: 70225 | Would knives fit in the "foreign objects" category ?
hmmm swarm kiting... I think I might be able to take on around 15 haha |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DJ_DTM a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 12:05am |
 Coolness: 86865 | I'm gonna make enough babies to take over the world, Mua hahahahaha ha |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 4:55am |
 Coolness: 152520 | Hold out till nap time.
that scenario can also go with 80 year olds, midgets, and down syndroms. I'd guess the 80 year olds would be the easiest, unless you have alot of war vets. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» thehemeraproject a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 5:36am |
| Coolness: 42760 | Indeed, we could be suprised how strong and healthy some 80 years are. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 9:21am |
 Coolness: 175450 | 20 for me!
but if they fly, maybe 5 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Trey a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 1:29pm |
 Coolness: 102775 | From wall to wall fill up with kids so much so they can't even move... then it is just a matter of stomping them.
Then using of the kid's limp as a club. hmm... i wonder if all the blood from the dead will drown me though. so the question is how many 5yo can u fit in a basketball sized gym? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» xbsd a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 5:16pm |
| Coolness: 76755 | Originally Posted By TRICKTICKLERTREY
From wall to wall fill up with kids so much so they can't even move... then it is just a matter of stomping them. Then using of the kid's limp as a club. hmm... i wonder if all the blood from the dead will drown me though. so the question is how many 5yo can u fit in a basketball sized gym? youre a genius :O |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 5:27pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Niji a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 5:33pm |
| Coolness: 70225 | allowing 4 kids per square feet to make sure they are jammed tight...
#1 NBA/NCAA - regulation basketball court dimension is 94' long by 50' wide. #2 High School basketball court dimension measure 84' long by 50' wide. #3 Jr. High School basketball court dimension measure 74' long and 42' wide. Assuming this is happening in a high school gym... that's roughly 16,800 5 years olds. And approximately 33,600 liters of blood. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform a répondu le Sun 12 Nov, 2006 @ 5:54pm |
| Coolness: 339675 | Originally Posted By SOYFUNK
1 Some Asian you are. psh. |
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