Worst Pickup Lines Ever...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare a répondu le Fri 1 Dec, 2006 @ 1:56pm |
 Coolness: 81280 | ^^^that is so bad it hurts me... ow... |
| I'm feeling the best right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Spectrum8 a répondu le Fri 8 Dec, 2006 @ 11:19pm |
 Coolness: 36155 | best pick upline ever I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER,,WANNA FUCK.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop a répondu le Sat 9 Dec, 2006 @ 3:51am |
 Coolness: 36820 | one time i tried to explain how my parents met!!!
big mistake ... |
| I'm feeling mild manered right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk a répondu le Sat 9 Dec, 2006 @ 10:40am |
 Coolness: 153110 | biggest mistake! |
| I'm feeling the bass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop a répondu le Sat 9 Dec, 2006 @ 11:41am |
| Coolness: 36820 | ... but its not that it DIDNT work, its that it DID! |
| I'm feeling mild manered right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 4:24am |
 Coolness: 266060 | Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show! Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. [bahahaa im totally marrying whoever comes and says that to me hahahha] Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not? Pull my finger. |
| I'm feeling crass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 7:11am |
 Coolness: 136150 | *FARTS* |
| I'm feeling santa right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 1:27pm |
 Coolness: 509665 | now that's a sure shot ;)
I don't know you, but I want to. |
| I'm feeling awesome right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nemorave a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 5:28pm |
 Coolness: 89140 | La pire que j'ai entendu c'étais
T'as les yeux de qelle couleur? (réponse) ... Ben moi y sont vert... vert pervert! |
| I'm feeling tadam tadam tadam right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 5:29pm |
| Coolness: 266060 | ouch o_O !""" |
| I'm feeling crass right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Tue 19 Dec, 2006 @ 7:13pm |
| Coolness: 136150 | mais t cute en sale la dessu ! je te cruse pas la |
| I'm feeling santa right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare a répondu le Sat 23 Dec, 2006 @ 9:06pm |
| Coolness: 81280 | how about "hey baby, how would you like a foot rub and a fuck?" |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Tue 2 Jan, 2007 @ 11:14pm |
| Coolness: 136150 | GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple MAN : You remind me of the sea. WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN : NO, because you make me sick. |
| I'm feeling ta bite right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sakado a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 4:41pm |
 Coolness: 60190 | chek this one!!!
HEY ! nice shoes wanna fuck? !!! Mise À Jour » sakado a écrit sur Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 4:42pm or
hey gurl wanna pice of me?? it long , it big , and it not a toaster....... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 4:48pm |
 Coolness: 48850 | I like it squishy
(actual quote from me used at a very bad moment during a sex conversation with some girls of mine during art class) |
| I'm feeling pissed off right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 5:21pm |
 Coolness: 171945 | Originally Posted By SAKADO CHEK THIS ONE!!! HEY ! NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK? !!!
That one I got from a drunk guy in a bar (it was les foufounes electrique I think)... first : I was in running shoes Second: my Boyfriend was right behind him... hahahaha Funny moment :P |
| I'm feeling back to work people right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» WassUpOnEarth a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 5:46pm |
 Coolness: 47975 | Being simple and honest isn't always the best way to approach a woman:
"Hi, I want to fuck you." |
| I'm feeling up right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Minou a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 6:16pm |
| Coolness: 136150 | actually its a dude on this web site
have fun: Jan 11 2007 @ 7:12am bonjour on peu se connaitre ma belle ? Jan 11 2007 @ 6:22pm peut-etre... t ki toi? Jan 12 2007 @ 12:42pm je suis un jeune 25 ans du maroc this is where it becomes FUNNY: Jan 25 2007 @ 7:05am alo..?? je veu une relation serieuse avec toi..!!!..?? Jan 25 2007 @ 6:07pm mais la... t ki toi... une relation serieuse lol tu veux te marier pour avoir la citoyenneter lol Jan 29 2007 @ 12:25pm non qui ta di sa?je cherche lamour serieux.. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Tipou a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 6:18pm |
| Coolness: 48850 | hahahahahahaha in France this kind of conversation happens all the time... :/ I wonder why :P Or not ^_^ |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo a répondu le Mon 29 Jan, 2007 @ 6:55pm |
| Coolness: 266060 | bahahahhaa |
| I'm feeling brooding&mysterious right now.. | |
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