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| he didn't just pass out man.
he's tucked in there. |
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| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. |
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| We can debate semantics all day but the bottom line is that the bed was empty when I passed out. I would've been more than comfortable sleeping on the floor had I known that someone else was going to pass out within my vicinity thereafter. |
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| Family emergency... thats what I always say. |
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| Sorry Jordan! Didn't mean to bring up painfull memories... |
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| I'm feeling indifferent right now.. |
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| It's more believeable if the excuse is humiliating to yourself. Say something like you have food poisoning, you tried to make it to work but you shit yourself and had to turn back. |
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| I'm feeling cunning right now.. |
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| lol, I think you might be onto something
I wonder how far you could push it, like stop by taco bell on the way to work, rub a taco on your shirt and say you puked on the way to work, but didn't wana screw up your car so you puked on your shirt, Mise À Jour » DJ_DTM a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 8:55pm I just had a wicked idea, send a picture of puke from Google, I'm sure there's one out there, send it to your cell phone, when ever you need the day off just forward it to the manager of the company you want the day off from. with a short text, you wont even need to call. |
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| in the past when i called in sick for schooli would i say i had diarrhea. No questions asked. |
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| Originally Posted By __PHOENIX__ SORRY BUT THIS THREAD IS PATHETIC... YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH YOUR OWN EXCUSES FOR SKIPPING WORK? IF I KNEW WHERE YOU WORKED I MIGHT REPORT YOUR LACK OF PROFESSIONALISM SIMPLY ON PRINCIPAL. HONESTLY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB THEN YOU SHOULD JUST QUIT AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE. WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS YOU'RE CAUSING PEOPLE TO DEPEND ON YOU AND THEN BURDEN YOUR COLLEAGUES BY NOT SHOWING UP, CONSEQUENTLY DIRECTLY INCREASING THEIR WORKLOAD TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR ABSENCE. WAY TO INCONSIDERABLE (AND SELFISHLY) ABUSE THE SYSTEM...
how is that a good excuseMise À Jour » volo a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 9:39pm I mean your boss will totally see through it. |
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| Once, I was supposed to work but decided to go rave in Toronto instead. I called my boss from Toronto, creating a story that I've been on a roadtrip with a friend, and that he left me there with no money. My boss believed it. That was probably the funniest way of skipping work I tried so far. |
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| I'm feeling oldschool right now.. |
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| two words: contageous and projectile |
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| I'm feeling gone right now.. |
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