What If Your Future Self Returned
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Tue 15 Aug, 2006 @ 9:47pm |
 Coolness: 152590 | Would you give your future-self a hand job?
Fred responded: quote:Originally posted by FEEDING CONE Or better yet what if you did it and afterward you found out that it wasn't really your future self, but just some homeless dude. Screwhead: I'd probably be all like "Shit, got me again!" So yeah, what do you think? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 15 Aug, 2006 @ 11:29pm |
 Coolness: 685670 | hahaha DOA is the fucking best. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress a répondu le Tue 15 Aug, 2006 @ 11:42pm |
 Coolness: 53685 | HAhahahahaha 
Maybe one of those panic attacks. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Tue 15 Aug, 2006 @ 11:46pm |
| Coolness: 685670 | The one I've always wondered, is if you make a clone of yourself, and have sex with your clone, is it gay, or is it considered masturbation? (I mean, you ARE playing with yourself!)
I think too much. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 12:42am |
 Coolness: 73165 | I really think that the human race puts wayyy to much importance on sexuality. I think that naturally humans shouldn't even be worrying about what gender is sexually pleasuring them. Think of it, either way, your getting pleasured.. does it really matter whether it's a guys lips or womans lips? If there's no love involved isn't having casual sex in principle the exact same thing as masterbation?
Nothing is black and white... Some people prefer getting stimulated by men, others woman. I could probably write a book on this crap. I think naturally all humans are bisexual when born, and we develop sexual preferences based on our collective life experiences. I think people like to label other people as being straight gay or bi because it scares people that sexual tension is present everywhere. It's as if men want a confort zone when there with other men, where sexual tension is non existant... Oh sorry went off topic... Yeah damn right... I'd have fucking sex with myself... it would probably be the best damn sex of my life. Who else would know how to pleasure you better then yourself. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:33am |
 Coolness: 38830 | yes, and freud wanted to fuck his mother, then tried to cover up by telling us that everybody wants to fuck their mother... sick fuck! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:35am |
 Coolness: 122390 | nellboy: 1 sigmund fraud: 0 |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:37am |
| Coolness: 685670 | I totally don't want to fuck my mother. Maybe somebody else's mother, but not mine. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:37am |
| Coolness: 38830 | sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Mise À Jour » nellboy a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:39am and my mother is hardly what you'd deem 'fuckable' |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:45am |
| Coolness: 122390 | nobody on earth will tell you their mother's fuckable no matter how much of a milf she is |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:52am |
| Coolness: 73165 | Lmao... wait a second here... am I sigmund fraud?
Ha for your information nellboy the gayest thing I've ever done is a 4some with a friend and two other girls. And that is probably as far as I'll ever go. Personally I find we the male race are disgusting creatures... we can go days without bathing and feal no remorse. We can grow beards and be confortable. Were like the fucking fork-lifts of the world. Mise À Jour » Bad_Chemistry a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:53am oh and I had to do this:
Nell... your mother was deemed quite fuckable by me and 7 other guys last night . . . Sorry it was too tempting. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 1:56am |
| Coolness: 38830 | so did you stir his porridge?, did ye high five at the end of it?... gayer!!!
as for the not washing part, you're giving away too much information there mate... Mise À Jour » nellboy a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:04am oh and in response to your little update:
1. you and those seven other guys must be very desperate to fornicate with my mother, as I said before, she's no marilyn monroe 2. she told me you were woeful and couldn't get it up for the whole night cheers! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:06am |
| Coolness: 73165 | I suppose you have never gone a day without showering or bathing right?
And I'm pretty sure you get rid of all body hair too man... like that fits right in as-well... Fuck you know what... I'm getting the feeling your secretely like really gay. You probably fell upon this thread talking about pleasuring yourself, which intrigued you, because it involved one male pleasuring another male, then you very excitedly read down and came upon my post, which was very open about sexuality. This scared you because it made you want to blurt out your gay feelings on a message board, so instead you attempted to insult my sexuality to make yourself feel better about your insecurities. The truth is you probably want to fuck the living shit out of every male on this message board, but your hiding behind this fake macho-istic identity you've created. It's probably eating you alive right now. Cmon man... don't be afraid to come out of the closet... everyone will respect you the same way. There's nothing to be afraid of. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:08am |
| Coolness: 38830 | good analysis sigmund... you're very astute... and all this derived just from a few posts on a message board... ingenious!!!! Mise À Jour » nellboy a écrit sur Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:14am anyway, i get the intention that offence was taken when none was actually intended.. apologies if that is the case.. was only playing.. (in a non-sexual way of course, me? gay? nevah!!!!) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:13am |
| Coolness: 73165 | Actually it was also derived from the fact that there's an image in your profile of a t-shirt. On this T-shirt is writen I am not gay in big bold letters.
Not as genious as you thaught. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:16am |
| Coolness: 38830 | see my update above, now, i could continue the verbal sparring if you want, but i'm not here to make enemies..
p.s. what are ya doing looking at pictures of me??? ya wouldn't be gay would ya??? (yes, joking here too) |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:21am |
| Coolness: 73165 | Haha don't worry man I'm joking too.
Actually the idea of calling you gay came to me after I saw that picture of the t-shirt on your profile. I was actually setting you up... see I was expecting you to reply with the same reply as you did on the picture itself explaining the t-shirt and then I was gonna use the exact same joke you used on me on you and say: yeah freud wanted to fuck his mom bla bla bla and then try to cover up with some lame story So now that we've made up could we get to the love making? |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nellboy a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:26am |
| Coolness: 38830 | oh, so you were trying the old 'double reverse' on me, using my own argument against me... one word lad: you'll never outsmart an irishman!!!
go on so, giz a kiss |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:29am |
| Coolness: 122390 | think about the children.... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix a répondu le Wed 16 Aug, 2006 @ 2:37am |
| Coolness: 152590 | DMTio said: I really think that the human race puts wayyy to much importance on sexuality. I think that naturally humans shouldn't even be worrying about what gender is sexually pleasuring them. Think of it, either way, your getting pleasured.. does it really matter whether it's a guys lips or womans lips? If there's no love involved isn't having casual sex in principle the exact same thing as masterbation? Oh sorry went off topic... Yeah damn right... I'd have fucking sex with myself... it would probably be the best damn sex of my life. Who else would know how to pleasure you better then yourself.
Right right right. But would you fuck a clone of you and Anna Kournikova, mashed up, but got a bit crippled in the process of cloning/time travel. |
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