Your Favorite Movie Line
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 3:22pm |
"I sugest you modify your attitude, kid. Because you are floating, and I'm about to flush yo ass!"
-Inspector Gill, Hackers |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ApR1zM a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 4:23pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 4:25pm |
OOOh!! oui!!! oui!!! aaaahhh!!! oui!!! oui!!!
je jouie!!! aaaahh!! aahh!! ah oui!!! j'ejacule!!! oui oui!!! -some french porno whose title i cant remember |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 4:30pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 4:33pm |
ah oui tu la sens ma queue!! ouais!! tu as une belle p'tite chatte!! oui!!
-same french porno |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead a répondu le Sun 8 Dec, 2002 @ 4:37pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda a répondu le Tue 10 Dec, 2002 @ 4:58pm |
BANKY
Bear with me here. I just want to put you through this little exercise. (drawing feverishly) Okay, now see this? This is a four way road, okay? Banky draws a four-way stop. He illustrates according to his voice-over. BANKY V.O. And dead in the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy- to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny. Banky finishes drawing. Holden's shaking his head BANKY Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? HOLDEN What is this supposed to prove? BANKY I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an S.A.T. question. Which one's going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny? HOLDEN (beat; then pissed) The man-hating dyke. BANKY Good. Why? HOLDEN I don't know. BANKY (wildly crossing out the other three) BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION! -From Chasing Amy |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 3:28am |
Billy Madison (1995)
Frank: When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job. Billy: He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit. Billy: He called the shit poop! Karl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some. Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you. Karl: I'm sorry. Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Karl? Brian Madison: Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for? Billy: Here's a nice piece of shit. Billy: No I will not make out with you! You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, people, not to make out with you! Go on with the chlorophyll! Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? Billy: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974? Frank: 1974. Billy: Meg Ryan. Billy: I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school. Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits! Billy: Oh my God! I'll go to school! 3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! 3rd Grader: Really? Billy: Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy: That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go! Billy Madison: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [Notices gold swan on edge of tub.] Stop looking at me, swan! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 4:29am |
I LOVE BILLY MADISON!!!! im soo goinr to rent that tomorrow hehehehe
" I AM CECIL B. DEMENTED AND THIS IS A FUKING KIDNAPPING" "WE ARE THE ULTIMATE BAD REVIEW" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 8:43am |
omg Isabelle I looove that movie
I'm in love with all stephen dorf movies go rent "Entropy" |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 2:32pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 8:46pm |
What truly is logic, who decides reason? My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. And I have made the most important discovery of my career, the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logical reasons can be found. I am only here tonight because of you. You are all I am. You are all my reasons.
-a beautiful mind |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain a répondu le Wed 29 Jan, 2003 @ 10:45pm |
you just ate the most acid i ever seen anyone eat in my entire life."...."hey man i never had no acid before man."...."i hope you're not busy for about a month man." -up in smoke
"I just shot Marvin in the face" -pulp fiction "Are you ok?" "I don't know, I am kinda fucked up in general so it is hard to gauge." -death to smoochy "Are you gonna do something or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?" -tombstone "There's a Mr. Death here, something about the reaping?" -meaning of life "Hate is baggage, life's too short to be pissed off all the time... its just not worth it." -american history x "I've suffered the tortures of the damned, sir... tortures of the damned". -clockwork orange "That's it man. You're looking at it. He just looks slick all day". -hackers "He told me to forcibly insert the fear-love lifeline into my anus" - donnie darko 1) "Can you imagine the life he must have had?" 2) "Yes, I believe I can." 1) "No, I don't believe so. I don't think any of us can" - the elephant man |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flatlinedive a répondu le Thu 30 Jan, 2003 @ 1:09am |
There is only one instant, and it is right now, and it is eternity.- waking life
The trick...is to combine your waking rational abilities, with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. – waking life You haven't met yourself yet, but the advantage of meeting others in the meantime is that one of them may present you to yourself. –waking life Life is such a weight for me, and it is so light for you. That lightness is too unbearable for me. –the unbearable lightness of being The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist. –the usual suspects I was afraid. How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? –the usual suspect There has got to be more to life than just being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking. –zoolander If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. –zoolander |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore a répondu le Thu 30 Jan, 2003 @ 12:35pm |
-Ether was the perfect drug for Las Vegas-
-I was standing in the middle of a fuckin reptile zoo- Fear and loathing in Las Vegas Set the controls for the heart of the Sun |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Fri 31 Jan, 2003 @ 5:43pm |
What truly is logic, who decides reason? My quest has taken me through the physical, the metaphysical, the delusional, and back. And I have made the most important discovery of my career, the most important discovery of my life. It is only in the mysterious equations of love that any logical reasons can be found. I am only here tonight because of you. You are all I am. You are all my reasons.
-a beautiful mind i realize somebody just posted it... but its my favorite too |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla a répondu le Thu 13 Feb, 2003 @ 3:45pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah a répondu le Thu 13 Feb, 2003 @ 5:42pm |
omg dino, i had to watch of mice and men for school, such a bad movie...
*points middle finger* haha, your all gonna fucking die. -blair witch 2 -------->altering perception alters the claims reality makes on you. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc a répondu le Thu 13 Feb, 2003 @ 6:28pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» clown a répondu le Thu 13 Feb, 2003 @ 8:37pm |
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