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 | On Fri Feb 28, 2003 » El_Presidente said "*busts out the lube*" |
| On Thu Feb 27, 2003 » El_Presidente said "There are 1596 messages which have been posted yesterday...
" |
| On Wed Feb 26, 2003 » El_Presidente said "PISSHOLE!" |
| On Sat Feb 22, 2003 » El_Presidente said "i love pussy" |
| On Wed Feb 19, 2003 » El_Presidente said "peeeeeeeeeeeenisnisnisnisninsinsinsinsinisninsinsis" |
| On Fri Feb 14, 2003 » El_Presidente said "W.H.I.P" |
| On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » El_Presidente said "damn your eyes!" |
| On Thu Feb 13, 2003 » El_Presidente said "WORST YEAR EVAH!" |
| On Thu Feb 6, 2003 » El_Presidente said "dahhhh, i have beer in my hair!" |
| On Thu Feb 6, 2003 » El_Presidente said "SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKAH!" |
| On Thu Feb 6, 2003 » El_Presidente said "rave rave RAVEEEEEEEEEE" |
| On Tue Feb 4, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Why is the gay flag full of straight lines?" |
| On Thu Jan 30, 2003 » El_Presidente said "*sticks his cock in amanda's ear*" |
| On Thu Jan 30, 2003 » El_Presidente said "RELEASE THIS!" |
| On Wed Jan 29, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Gen is a school bus cuz eveeeeeeeeeeryone gets a ride" |
| On Mon Jan 27, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Worst day ever!" |
| On Wed Jan 22, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Lift your skinny fists like antennas to heaven" |
| On Tue Jan 21, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Dance like you're selling nails!" |
| On Tue Jan 21, 2003 » El_Presidente said "a penis is just a great big clitoris with a piss hole" |
| On Sun Jan 12, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Pessimist people suck" |
| On Fri Jan 10, 2003 » El_Presidente said "ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS!!" |
| On Fri Jan 10, 2003 » El_Presidente said "History repeating" |
| On Tue Jan 7, 2003 » El_Presidente said "My pussy is burning!
" |
| On Mon Jan 6, 2003 » El_Presidente said "I like kafwin" |
| On Sun Jan 5, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Merci demi-sourire avec sourcil relevé!" |
| On Tue Dec 31, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Being in love really sux, being in love really sux, Kiss & hug and a couple fucks, Being in love really sux, being in love really sux, Babies cost a lot of money, please dont make me fuck you honey" |
| On Fri Dec 27, 2002 » El_Presidente said "When life sux turn up the music and crack open a beer" |
| On Tue Dec 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I wish" |
| On Tue Dec 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "My parents used to live on chesterfield" |
| On Tue Dec 24, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Your nipple is in westmount? please direct me to its location so i can rub it" |
| On Mon Dec 23, 2002 » El_Presidente said "you know people from 450 arent real people, right?" |
| On Thu Dec 19, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Paul: Thats what the doctor said I had. I was rushed to the hospital a few days later." |
| On Wed Dec 18, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Trying is the first step to failure" |
| On Sat Dec 14, 2002 » El_Presidente said "*milks the kalf*" |
| On Fri Dec 13, 2002 » El_Presidente said "you wanna go" |
| On Wed Dec 11, 2002 » El_Presidente said "Avril can suck my left nut..... then the right one so it doesnt get jealous
" |
| On Thu Dec 5, 2002 » El_Presidente said "OOOOOOooOoOOoOoHhhhhhh nooooooo baby please don't go" |
| On Thu Nov 28, 2002 » El_Presidente said "i love you" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » El_Presidente said "you should" |
| On Wed Nov 27, 2002 » El_Presidente said "I'm the hoe here, nobody will take my place" |
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