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 | On Thu Nov 3, 2005 » El_Presidente said "They call it soft porn cuz you can't get hard to it" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » El_Presidente said "On aime ça" |
| On Thu Feb 3, 2005 » El_Presidente said "sharon you read my mind" |
| On Thu Jan 20, 2005 » El_Presidente said "Tout ce qui traîne se salit" |
| On Tue Jan 4, 2005 » El_Presidente said "YOOO FIRAHDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" |
| On Sat Jan 1, 2005 » El_Presidente said "et la coche peta" |
| On Sun Dec 19, 2004 » El_Presidente said "i'm horny all night long" |
| On Tue Aug 10, 2004 » El_Presidente said "If greeks are halfassed, does it mean you need to be halfnutted to sodomise them?" |
| On Sun Jul 11, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Nice faggot... PANTS!" |
| On Thu Jul 1, 2004 » El_Presidente said "6 days of existence left" |
| On Mon Jun 28, 2004 » El_Presidente said "NIOCHON!" |
| On Mon Jun 28, 2004 » El_Presidente said "CRÉTIN!" |
| On Sun Jun 27, 2004 » El_Presidente said "You are the skidmark on the underpants of society" |
| On Sat Jun 26, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Ringo i love you" |
| On Wed Jun 9, 2004 » El_Presidente said "Il y a un seul cas où il est convenable d'aborder une femme laide. C'est pour lui demander si elle ne connaît pas l'adresse d'une jolie femme. C'est tout ce qu'il y a à dire sur ce sujet." |
| On Thu May 13, 2004 » El_Presidente said "OMFGLOLLLLlLlLLlL!!!!!!11111" |
| On Mon May 10, 2004 » El_Presidente said "I wear gold plated diapers" |
| On Tue Apr 6, 2004 » El_Presidente said "HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" |
| On Sat Mar 13, 2004 » El_Presidente said "You guys are just a bunch of pussies. Specially Jeff" |
| On Thu Mar 11, 2004 » El_Presidente said "I'm blacker than you are" |
| On Sat Jan 24, 2004 » El_Presidente said "im drunk. but what else is new -meg-" |
| On Fri Dec 12, 2003 » El_Presidente said "ITS NOT A TUMAH!" |
| On Mon Dec 1, 2003 » El_Presidente said "we should have a helium party" |
| On Thu Nov 27, 2003 » El_Presidente said "hype hype hype" |
| On Mon Nov 3, 2003 » El_Presidente said "CAPS CAPS CAPS" |
| On Sat Oct 25, 2003 » El_Presidente said "puke. that's a funny word!" |
| On Wed Oct 15, 2003 » El_Presidente said "die" |
| On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » El_Presidente said "my chicken sandwich tastes like banana" |
| On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » El_Presidente said "robots" |
| On Sun Sep 14, 2003 » El_Presidente said "and this is how the cookie crumbles...." |
| On Tue Aug 26, 2003 » El_Presidente said "Miss amanda has a huge rack" |
| On Sat Aug 23, 2003 » El_Presidente said "I want an electronic organiser that turns into a cheese grater" |
| On Thu Aug 21, 2003 » El_Presidente said "chiken pot chiken pot chiken pot pie." |
| On Wed Jul 23, 2003 » El_Presidente said "today is the day yay!" |
| On Tue Jul 22, 2003 » El_Presidente said "so long suckers!" |
| On Tue Jul 22, 2003 » El_Presidente said "cry in mine, they are way cooler.... 1 day left" |
| On Mon Jul 21, 2003 » El_Presidente said "2 days" |
| On Sat Jul 19, 2003 » El_Presidente said "4 days" |
| On Fri Jul 18, 2003 » El_Presidente said "5 days" |
| On Thu Jul 17, 2003 » El_Presidente said "6 days" |
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