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 | On Fri Aug 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Hugs should be free." |
| On Thu Aug 22, 2002 » djAmalgam said "eating shit causes Hallucinogen Persisting Perception Disorder." |
| On Tue Aug 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "... I dip my tongue in gun powder then i clear my throat..." |
| On Mon Aug 19, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Move it some more" |
| On Sun Aug 18, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I feel like a tree hugging hippie" |
| On Fri Aug 16, 2002 » djAmalgam said "shit happens" |
| On Thu Aug 15, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I wanna put on a football helmet, get fucked up and ride the metro standing up with my hands in my pockets." |
| On Tue Aug 13, 2002 » djAmalgam said "goddess of lust" |
| On Mon Aug 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "and plant a seed" |
| On Fri Aug 9, 2002 » djAmalgam said "snot" |
| On Tue Aug 6, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Pot, shmot. I'll eat when I'm hungry!" |
| On Mon Aug 5, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I'd like five thousand chicken fajitas. To go please." |
| On Thu Aug 1, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I get curls" |
| On Wed Jul 31, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Are you gonna RIDE the camel?" |
| On Sun Jul 28, 2002 » djAmalgam said "A friend in need is a friend with weed" |
| On Tue Jul 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "i have some steak and cheese" |
| On Sun Jul 21, 2002 » djAmalgam said "shine his shoes" |
| On Sat Jul 13, 2002 » djAmalgam said "You can get a pack of smokes and a pack of gum." |
| On Fri Jul 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I'll show you your's if you show me mine" |
| On Sun Jul 7, 2002 » djAmalgam said "It's during the quiet lonely moments when i reflect on the music i listen to with others." |
| On Sat Jun 29, 2002 » djAmalgam said "From now on, all ravewave members will be on a strict sand-only diet." |
| On Thu Jun 27, 2002 » djAmalgam said "The word "samba" means to rub navels together." |
| On Sun Jun 23, 2002 » djAmalgam said "She is." |
| On Thu Jun 20, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Girls are cute." |
| On Sun Jun 16, 2002 » djAmalgam said "I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards." |
| On Sat Jun 15, 2002 » djAmalgam said "Beauty is only a light switch away." |
| On Sun May 12, 2002 » djAmalgam said "The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo." |
| On Thu May 2, 2002 » djAmalgam said "More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes." |
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